I definitely bought the Batman Forever soundtrack on casette tape but I can’t remember if that preceded my purchase of the Mortal Kombat soundtrack on tape.

Yes, THAT Mortal Kombat soundtrack. The Mortal Kombat soundtrack with that Mortal Kombat song where the guy just repeatedly screams “MORTAL KOMBAT.”

There was also…

Oh, dear.

Maybe if we just TELL him that he’s making us horny, he’ll go away.

I’m relieved to see the general consensus is firmly on the “keep poop as far away from food as possible” side of things.

There may be hope for us, yet.

“Yeah, it does sort of boggle the mind how people respond differently to it.”

It really is weird. I have an Oculus Rift and a PSVR. I’ve played plenty of Robo Recall and have been totally fine but I played two levels of Astro Boy and I became so dizzy and nauseated that I had to lie on the couch for hours.  I’ve had no…

I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL THE CUPS SIMPLY CONSIST OF JESUS ON THE CROSS IN A SANTA SUIT UNDER THE WORDS, “ONLY CHRISTMAS COUNTS.”

“No way in hell is Microsoft going to allow Nintendo to use their characters. “

Phil Spencer has been on-the-record as 100% onboard with B-K being in a Smash game.

Was there ever any evidence that Star Fox:: Grand Prix was real, though?

You’re doing God’s work, Puddinghead.

You’re doing God’s work, Gwen.

“I mean, marijuana and being in college. Those were all our ideas.”

We really, really don’t need to recognize every significant anniversary of every goddamned film, you guys.

I mean, Jesus, where does this end? Is Pac-Sun going to offer a clothing to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Meet the Deedles? Let’s not forget that it’s the 20th anniversary of the classic film Disturbing…

Neil.

Yeah but they don’t, though.

This is probably the most helpful and informative review I’ve found on the TWEWY re-release. Thanks for that, Gita.

Chiefly, as someone who hasn’t played the original game but owns both a DSiXL and a Switch, I’ve been trying to figure out whether or not to get Final Remix or simply get a new, sealed copy of the DS…

Even Obsidian’s spokespeople have humorous dialogue options.

...they must have put most of their points into Charisma and modified it with a Diplomacy buff.

Rubbish graphics, that.

...and they say you can’t grift a grifter.

“...but Ayumi Hamasaki, with whom Amuro has been often compared, hasn’t been as resilient, and sadly, she has become an object of internet scorn.” 

Goddamn it, do I love that Nutrigrain ad.

Oh, how I wish that Kellogg’s had used it.

Bless you, Father Kohler.