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The Deep Stink
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I couldn’t give a shit about Avatar 2, 3 or 4, but man, am I excited for Avatar 5! It’s going to be so good! I can’t stop thinking about all those alien bird-wranglers and what their space-hair is going to do to all those glowing trees! 

It’s just too bad I’m going to have to sit through so many Avatar movies (I mean,

I imagine a reveal of the new Avengers game is at least going to factor in, here.

At least, this would be the best time to do so - with fans still reeling from Infinity War and hotly anticipating next year’s A4, hyping the upcoming game in-between those two films seems like good corporate synergy for both Squeenix and

“Combat is very different. Much closer to a real-time, hack-and-slash kind of action RPG, including buttons for light and heavy attacks and even a dodgeroll. “

Would the recent Ys VIII: Lacrimosa of Dana be a fair comparison? 

At least we, as a society, will now know who to blame when this lunatic sex toy company inflicts upon the world some kind of vibrating dildo recreation of Tom Hardy’s plane in Dunkirk that, even when out of fuel, is guaranteed to gently crash-land into any interested vaginas off of the northern coast of France. 

Jesus, the sense of growing dread I felt while reading Nick Moore’s entry was palpable.

I was actually screaming at my monitor, “why not change the song? Please, just change the song. Dude, we have to be getting close to the ‘fuck you like an animal’ part...WHY WON’T YOU CHANGE THE SONG?? YOU HAVE THE POWER TO STOP