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I would totally go. And shove everything that wasn’t nailed down into my oversized bag! Then take selfies with everything in gold gilt!

srsly considering going undercover as a republican for the primaries and voting for trump in order to sabotage the republican party and pave the way for the democrats

“...and demanded that all women who had ever had an abortion be immediately impregnated to make up for it were he elected President..”

Being forced to shower and maybe (probably not) brush my hair.

Waking up every morning.

When he says “angry” and “blood coming out of her wherever” what he means is “a woman calmly disagreed with me based on facts and she’s too good-looking for me to insult her attractiveness.”

(This is basically my response to 80%ish of what comes out of Trump’s mouth.)

True Detective 3 should be about figuringnout what happened in True Detective 2.

It’s times like this that I hate my legal education, because, well, if she’s asking for damages on account of a claim that she has been utterly unable to have sex since the incident, then she has to provide at least some evidence that she has been utterly unable to have sex.