This is like an unintentional modern art installation.

Aww, I think it’s sorta pretty! I mean I’d probably blend it with some other, lighter shades of green, but a little of it along the upper lash line could be cute, imo.

Part of me (the Pumpkin Spice™ Girl version of Me) wants to buy this for fall... I can actually kinda see myself toting this while wearing the Goodwill sweaters I’ve been stockpiling all summer.

Meanwhile, at the 5pm Losers Kids’ Table Debate:

Looks like it’s time to update my footwear:

I am honestly way too excited.... I can’t wait for tomorrow night! This could be a fabulous shitshow. I hope someone talks to a chair.

Sometimes I think about what it’d be like to run my fingers through it. I pretty much always slap myself across the face afterwards.

My era:

Also, when she flicked her cigarette ash into her coffee cup... and then immediately drank from it! I laughed way too hard.

I *may* have purchased a Camp Firewood t-shirt and some flared jeans while binging this over the weekend. I couldn’t help myself!

I was JUST watching High Anxiety this weekend and thinking about how Madeline Kahn always represents my #goals in life.

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Atlanta doesn’t even like the Atlanta Falcons anymore. It seems we’re all Hawks fans now. I’ve barely seen anyone wearing Falcons gear here, at least since the days of people wearing their #7 jerseys to show support for dogfights.

#goals

I never actually watched No Reservations, but YES THANK YOU! I only ever saw the ads for that show, and I still knew he was wasted as shit.

THANK YOU BASED BERN

I was almost certain the pyrite jewelry box was a joke... But then I clicked through. I’m guessing that this kinda thing is what my grandma meant when she said a rich person had “more money than sense.”