Make a note, anti-Spanish people: The US has no official language. It’s a fact. Also, if you have a problem with people speaking Spanish, you should probably leave California, and maybe just go ahead and leave the US altogether. Lots and lots of people speak Spanish here, probably because a huge portion of this…

Is there a fund set up to send these idiots a copy of the Crucible?

Don’t forget, in the 1980s and through the 1990s, large portions of the country firmly believed that there were multiple Satanic cults that abused and sacrificed children on large scales.

Nothing like treating your spouse like a dog you need to keep off the sofa. That’s a loving relationship that is going to last.

Not if she’s middle aged and/or wearing chinos!

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

My reaction to that entire NYPost article

Here’s the thing: even if you hire what you think is an unattractive person to be your nanny, if your husband is a cheating dog then they might cheat with the nanny anyway. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

I just really alarmed by many things in this DB.

Who's worse: Miles Teller or Ansel Smarfgorpt?

What’s REALLY terrifying is when you have all these leftover screws and you feel like they probably go somewhere but you can’t figure it out and you just KNOW that your bed is going to fall apart while you’re sleeping.

If it’s all super Nordic monsters I am even more sold. Like a particle board end table harbors the soul of an angry gnome. I’ve only been in an IKEA once, but I still recall the terror of realizing that I had gotten a duvet but not a duvet cover, and I had to go against the arrows leading us through the cheerful…

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