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Honestly! If the way you pronounce Reese’s makes it rhyme with “feces”, then you’re just wrong.

Ugh, this is like my own personal nightmare scenario...and probably the reason I insisted on a having a woman psychiatrist. I know, I know misandry whatever. I prefer to talk to another woman about my problems. Sue me.

(Note: If you dislike the dad in your life, this is a great opportunity to set him up for future Casual Friday professional disgrace.)

YES YES YES 100% YES

Amennnnnnn 🙏

Lol, tumblr was onto this:

Stay gold, ponyboy.

Larry King’s Twitter reminds me of this kid in my English class who would constantly text me his DEEP thoughts about Greek mythology whenever he got drunk.

The Internet last night/this morning: “OMG!!!! K STEW LIKES WOMEN!!!”

Oh god, Chloë honey...please stop trying.

I was a kid then too, and I voted in the Linda Ellerbee/Nick News presidential poll on Nickelodeon.

Possibly unpopular opinion:

Throw that top one in the fireplace and the bottom one on the mantel.

MTE

SERIOUSLY. I watched the Girls Next Door a lot back then (was young; had no taste) so my interest in Holly’s book was already piqued, but...this? This could be soooo much more. I hope she tells everything.

/obligatory

Yes! I was never much of a country music fan, but I listened to the Dixie Chicks ALL THE TIME during my (Bush administration-era) childhood. “Not Ready to Make Nice” was my go-to song for angry crying/grudge-holding as a young teen.

Nooooo....I got a lil bit misty-eyed looking at the phrase “MySpace Top 8” just now. Memories!

Damn, I miss Regretsy.