I think this is great, but of course I’m already a known fan of candy-related decadence.

WITH BLACK SOCKS

Amen. And for Grease 2, make sure to sing “Cool Rider” while standing on top of your home step ladder, if you’re anything like me.

The last time I did marijuana, I woke up with cereal stuck in my hair.

Filed to: DRAGON TALES

YES I love RiRi always, but I have an especially soft spot in my heart for early Rihanna! HOW’D U KNOW????

Shhhhhhhhh! Please. Don’t spoil that sportswriter narrative! It’s all Atlanta sports had! (Jk yes, agree.)

THANK YOU!!!

OMG!! *shudders as well*

The Decider’s Summer To-Do List:

When I saw that it was on Netflix, I texted everyone I could think of (in all caps! with siren emojis!) and practically shouted it from my rooftop.

Omg yes. I was just about to ask why everything Riff Raff tweets is written like a MySpace bulletin.

ToXCXic Shock Syndrome?

Sadly I still haven’t finished my latest Catfish Max/Nev fic, otherwise I would definitely start this new reality tv RPF.

*screeches* HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY TERRY DUBROW FANTASIES!?!? I never even told my blog about that...get out of my head!!!

Can you also flaunt features that aren’t listed here? Because if so, I’m currently flaunting my dark circles under my eyes and one extremely jagged torn fingernail!

When I was a (pre)teen, we just had the “Sleepover Challenge” which usually entailed:

Lol, my parents had* a couple of those child leash/harness things! I can only imagine what a psychologist could make of my (ahem) proclivities based on that.

Note that I’m not disputing the song’s catchiness when I say this but: