And as the White House has subsequently tweeted an Infowars video of the event that is altered to make it look worse. . .

I’m starting to think some of these people might be racist, Michael.

It’s probably class. Sitwell is an aristocrat.

You don’t know the half of it my young friend.

I’m so not, Daddy-o. I’m so middle-aged and crap, and trying too hard, man.

I dunno, man, I encounter loads of Americans online who believe some version of the Europe has Fallen story. I had a big row with a lawyer about some piece of shittery that Don Jr had tweeted about Mayor Khan and it soon became apparent that he’d been fed a whole, looooooong line of this shit.

Monkey glands.

I can’t speak for the UK either, but, yeah, Andy, toss off and stop peddalling your fucking fear-mongering wank around my country.

in the briefcase of terrible, never-t0-be-hired lawyer thing Michael Cohen, who he barely knew. 

Trump has been good copy for entertainment and gossip and business-colour journalists for a long time.

I see career naughty person DJT remains naughty. And - as many others are pointing out - NO-ONE WOULD HAVE FUCKING NOTICED IF IT WASN’T FOR THAT PESKY BEING-PRESIDENT THING!

This bobbins is now coming to the UK.

Sticky Winfield.

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Surely though, if some elderly relative was rambling like this at a family gathering you’d stage some sort of intervention.

I work from home, online. I went through a bit of an unhealthy phase of watching his speeches quite a lot. It was mostly in the shock of the immediate period after his election (though that shock hasn’t greatly diminished to be honest - and I’m Welsh, you poor buggers have to live with it in your face!).

What am I missing?

Indeed!

Jesus loved thin, rich, blonde women. It’s the centre-piece of the Sermon on the Mount.

I too have been speaking to some of the world’s top business leaders. Also to top Space Astronaut, Chuck Freely, and International America’s best sportser, Bonjo Fantucci (go Yangtzes!). They all told me I was doing a great job and should keep on going and doing it all the more of the time.