I think you’re emotionally projecting yourself into this scenario and then getting outraged on your hypothetical self.

That’s inherently ignorant as we’re told what to do with our bodies on every societal level. Please, go leave your house nude and see how that works out for you. Show up to a wedding in sweats and see how that turns out for you.

It’s my business as an inhabitant of earth because there is ZERO FUCKING REASON people should be having 5+ kids, much less 10, 11, 12, 13, as we’re facing imminent ARMAGEDDON LEVEL DISASTERS due to our rapid, rapid population increase. Our current societal structures aren’t going to be sustainable in the next 50-100…

Or you’re just fucking stupid? The satire is pretty clear - by your logic, every inbred American moron that can’t comprehend comedic irony, etc. would then make the source writer “a joke” because THE READERS lack of intelligence? Bitch, please. 

It sucks that I (we all) couldn’t be born 50 years from now - barring some moron starting nuclear war - I truly believe the future will largely be gender binary, and we won’t have the enormous pressure to adhere to societal gender standards. It’s a pressure we ALL feel - of course some more than others - especially…

Because this is hurting others?

Oh shit I totally forgot there arent hundreds of different breeds of dogs in the world, and that dogs don’t have countless variations of personalities, and that your personal experiences dictates all 8 billion other people’s in the world.

How is that A Thing? Like you read in a magazine an author’s opinion about the impending decline of television? You seanced with Miss Cleo?

Do you mind going into some more detail? What is the program called? Does it have to be specific to historic houses?

Holy shit my mom is experiencing the same thing. A couple years ago she didn’t even have social media; I remember seeing these really nasty comments on sites like Daily Mail from users that displayed pictures of seemingly harmless looking older woman, and would think “wow I can’t even fathom my mom deliberately going…

Those lists are 100% fabricated, as well the “What is XYZ’s net worth?” Website that is making a killing off people’s ignorance.

That’s interesting as I’m the complete opposite. I can be in a room with a dozen people who won’t get a single bite and I’ll have five that will swell up to the size of golf balls. Mosquitos LIVE TO EAT TO ME.

The most effective and least messy tip out of all these is just to put a piece of tape over the bite. Apparently the reaction to oxygen is what makes it itch?

“It’s not unlike when someone striding confidently down the street suddenly slows down, takes out their phone, pretends to have a lightbulb moment, and then does a U-turn, all the while painfully struggling to appear casual and natural.”

Okay bitches listen up because I’m in the PRIME of my TV viewing days. I’ve found gold mine after gold mine and none of these will disappoint.

I’m sorry but who the fuck do you think you are dictating rules over the internet to who should and shouldn’t go to a pride parade? You’re doing nothing but perpetuating exclusiveness and otherness, which is the antithesis of modern day Pride. Just because you’re an asshole who reads some straight persons Facebook…

My balls are disgustingly big and saggy. If it were practical to have a ball reduction I would - and the only reason I dread old age is knowing one day it’s just going to over for my balls. That being said, man spreading for comfort is bullshit. I have a variety of leg-positions that I switch between, as I assume so…

I was glad they stayed away from the gender tropes that plague WW in the cartoons (“if you can’t beat a girl how do you expect to take over the world” and “you hit like a girl” are pretty much exact quotes).

We didn’t elect him - he lost the vote by millions. Blame our archaic electoral college system.

I don’t really see the point in dog piling on her. Everything she said seemed pretty valid to me - in the original post she mentioned the “blood coming out of wherever”, and you just think it’s a coincidence she’s wearing a pussy bow?