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The Creeping Terror
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I totally pictured this:

Everything will be okay. The mother had a nervous breakdown because the father died. The kids will wander from place to place trying to find an aunt that lives in Connecticut. The aunt isn’t very nice and makes them work and stuff. But then the kids will meet a really nice stranger hippy sort who will take them in for

I’ve come to realize whenever someone references South Park or some comedian to validate their dumb Internet opinion, I immediately shut down and move on.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

So what happens when she breaks up with that moth?

The View is allegedly trying to hire Gwyneth Paltrow. Let that sink in for a second

Dude I am so sorry that being the singer of switch foot didn’t work out for you but calm down.

Tituss Burgess as Titus Andromedon as every character in a one-man-production or GTFO

Exactly. I agree that the childcare situation in this country is sad and we need better options for working-class women. I even agree that employers should be flexible about children in the workplace in emergency situations.

“[T]hings that can sound like happy baby noises to the mother sound like earsplitting squeals to a lot of us”

If you’re super ripped and crush pussy on the regular, you’re an Alpha.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Demi lovato has irritated me since her Disney days, when she and selena Gomez were bffs, but you could tell in interviews that she considered herself the pretty friend, and seemed to make selena feel bad about herself. Also, I probably drunk watched princess protection program too many times.

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It’s from Headlock on My Heart which is the most ridiculous song and you should watch it rn oh wait I’ll help you

At some point, we are going to have to discuss her fashion choices.