“Such an anti-gun prick” who never actually did anything to make guns harder to get?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

It’s just a shame that we’ll probably never get to see Fullest House, the most complete expression of his creative vision.

It certainly makes sense that the person who created Full House AND Fuller House is a complete monster

Today alone you have claimed to live in California, Texas, and now Colorado.

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

It’s a tucci subject.

I definitely have b(r)east cancer.

You’re tearing me apaaart, releasah

Producer: I’m going to release this movie in two volumes

If there was one thing that would make our world better, it’s universities and colleges sticking to only educating people for the job market. Studying anything else, increasing the world’s knowledge of anything else, is a complete waste of time and resources.

He also went bald gracefully. In conclusion, Michael Ironside is mirror universe Trump.

I’m a teacher and I’d be terrified to be armed while at school. God forbid something were to happen where I would be expected to use a gun, and I use it on the wrong person, or it gets into a student’s hands. This is insane. If I wanted to carry a gun, I would’ve become a cop.

You get out.

Mostly thumbs.

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

Oh yeah, it’s nice I guess.

There’s always money in the Banana Stand.