“The vest, as they say, is history.”

I agree this is an absurd amount of Star Wars, but if I may beat this dead horse for a moment; Johnson hasn’t backpedaled once. He’s taken time to explain obvious aspects of the movie to people who didn’t agree with his creative choices and want to reframe their feelings as a failure of his filmmaking.

I don’t think Disney realizes how dangerously close they are to poisoning their brand. Yes, people go ape for Star Wars (I love Star Wars, was raised on the originals) - but the issue is that people haven’t been going ape as of late.

I love this cast.

Now find one of Burnham’s outburst of excitement during her spacewalk to the Klingon beacon, before everything went to shit.

“She’s literally the only one who ever laughs, or even smiles.”

I appreciate that Tilly isn’t a traditional body type for Trek, which tends to put people in pretty form-fitting jump suits and cast super slender actors as a result. I wouldn’t say that I find her personality grating, but I’d like to see a few Tilly-centric episodes in the future that flesh her out a bit.

What... you looking for an argument? Not gonna find it here, Cheryl.

Jackass is an American reality series, originally shown on MTV from 2000 to 2002

I like that the Discovery’s bridge crew is sortof a stand-in for the audience.

Morning Dead Air would be more entertaining and informative.

Waiting on Trump (but probably Trump Jr) to say in an interview, “You see, a President and Vice President can’t be arrested for the same crime.” His lawyer is very good.

Their argument has turned into: The FBI illegally spied on Carter Page committing treason.

Even!

Hail, fellow some guy. I can just tell from the way you carry yourself that you’re not special. See you at the meeting next week.

I’ve been saying all along that Left Shark was some guy... nice to be vindicated for once. I’m some guy myself, and we know our own. 

ugh this is triggering old memories; he’s the goddamn Right Shark, you assholes, have you people no CLASS nor respect for the THEATRE?

Fake News!

That woman painted as Pikachu is maybe the darkest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like, the void embodied as a person.