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The Constable
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You brought up the comparison yourself! You literally posted electoral maps of the primary showdowns between the two! So you’re saying Hillary beat him during primaries, but that doesn’t mean shit during the actual elections which are really “the only popularity contest that matters.” 

Look how well Hillary did in all those states that would never vote for her outside of the primary! Wowwee. But she did well in the rust belt and virginia too-ooops.

You lead a rich life.

People were too busy shouting “YAAAASSSS QWEEN” and calling people Bernie Bros to realize that an astonishing number of people who don’t live in NYC or California hate Hillary the way most people hate fire ants.

Ugh late capitalism suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

Predator again

But a good press secretary can spin like it’s the truth, they foster relationships with the press so when they need a break, they might get it, etc. It’s a delicate dance that the best can do with ease. She can’t.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

So you are saying that Bradley Whitford isn’t a brain surgeon?

My favorite gaming “world” is a galaxy - Mass Effect. I felt like that series brought together the best parts of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Battlestar Gallactica into one perfect dish.

Guys.

Are you going to let some “scientist” tell you how far away outer space is?

Google is part of the conspiracy. 

1,800 feet? According to a cursory google search, space is 327,360 feet away. I think his calculations are a little off.

Don’t be stupid. The Illuminati will shoot him down long before he smashes into the Firmament.

Hoping to reach a height of 1,800 feet

I hope the dragons get him.

I hope he crashes into the plasma dome.

No way these people ever watched Star Trek. Or if they did they turned it off after 10 mins because there was too much talking.