Which is I don’t understand Tom Cruise isn’t on this list.

i love him he’s great at screaming

I’M JUST HERE TO SAY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT NIC CAGE.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

It’s MOOPS!

Yeah.

Because we’re the Yankees, dammit. Revel in the hate.

I’m not just saying this as a fan, I genuinely don’t understand all the hatred for the Yankees. People bitched about how the Yankees spent too much, but the Red Sox and Cubs are both spending more this year. People bitched about how the Yankees were only good because of expensive sluggers, but everyone’s hurt and…

go back to the moors, jackass

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong. 

jeez, the Mets can’t even go two weeks without the Yankees having a better, more interesting Frazier beef

“Suck it Trebek!!” - Sean Connery.

It’s syndicated; it aired this morning in one single place. In nearly all of the rest of the country it airs tonight. Dan knows this; all the writers know this, and I’m sure this was a decision discussed in their Slack. They just want to get to yell “NERDS!” at everyone who’s irritated with this.

Jeez, a little spoiler alert for those of us not in Little Rock? Thanks a lot assholes.

(Including tournaments, Brad Rutter is the all-time money leader.)

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

Not enough people talk about LeBron. Thanks. 

He’s also a catcher who can probably stick there. The Orioles are going to get to ruin a hell of a prospect.

“I’m just a nonstop fan. Sometimes fans aren’t nice. Nice for what? Being nice to everyone is like fake love. I’m over that. No frauds. I’m too good for that. I’m on my worst behavior. I’m waving signs. When they lose, I’m upset. If they lose back to back games I’m in my feelings. This team started from the bottom,…