There should be some sort of 3 way name swamp in which the Toronto Raptors send their name to Utah, who become the Utah Raptors (a real dinosaur!), the Jazz name goes back to New Orleans where it belongs, and the entire New Orleans Pelicans franchise is blasted into the center of the sun.

I guess then Toronto gets the…

Weren’t the Nets almost the Dragons? And then we got Bobcats not too long after. The 90's, man…

They should be the Toronto Huskies. They should look like this:

It’s too bad this happened in Seattle, where fans prefer smaller, handcrafted, artisanal dingers.

If the Raptors do win, Kawhi can leave and nobody will be upset about it.

Yes, Drake, the Jewish-black rapper from Toronto, is really looking forward to posing with Trump. Fuck off back to whatever shithole in the U.S. you crawled out of.

The Raptors have been the most consistently good non-LeBron team in the East for 5-6 seasons running and traded almost nothing of value this season. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

The babies should pull themselves up by their bootiestraps and stop expecting handouts. 

I especially like the part where he fakes the pass to the corner and is wearing a Clippers jersey when he spins back to the lane.

So... a duck?

The joke is that it's the first inning and no one would reasonably care

As a Yankees fan I almost feel like these games have an added pressure that most baseball games in May don’t have. The O’s look so inept that you really should beat them pretty much 80% of the time 

Maybe you were right after all. This was an impressive win for sure. Raptors’ D has been suffocating, and their bench was huge tonight. If they can keep this up, I will gladly eat crow.

+1 clever girl

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

As a lifelong O’s fan all I can do is wear my hat proudly and wonder silently what the hell happened.... Oh well at least it looks like a duck right?

“I’m a 30-year-old man with two kids. I’ve got a mortgage and everything. And he wants to loud-talk as he’s running off the field. I’ve got to be a man about it.”

Have to think this is somehow related to renaming the ballpark to Guaranteed Rate Field.