Worst deal of all time you say? They’re in first place, his OPS is over .800, he’s smashing the ball recently and appears to have come out of his slump, and the ballpark is hopping. Did I mention they are in first place? Settle down, Francis. 

Since he entered the league he has the 1oth most WAR of all position players.

Part of the reason he’s worth so much money is because he’s literally the one baseball player the average person can recognize.  Dude is the closest thing to a star in baseball.

Remember when Harper hit the dick off a baseball and dunked Jesse Biddle’s soul to hell a couple months back? We do.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Looks like the Rockies just became the Official Team of incels everywhere.

If you actually read the source, she *did* have warrants and the officer did *know*. The writer is intentionally obfuscating the truth.

Aubreys, ranked:

One of whom literally addressed the other as “cousin” two episodes prior.

Now I really want to see a spinoff sitcom where the Three Eyed Raven is always talking his friends into various crazy schemes that never really work out.

I can Telluride now your comment is gonna get a lot of stars !

Scrolling down to the bottom of an article about a “fucking stupid” phenomenon you don’t watch to comment probably proves you don’t do much with your time anyways.

I’m genuinely sad that they have two weeks off for the teacher’s tournament. This has been legit must watch TV for this nerd.

Because if you know the 800m you know this.

She has male chromosomes. That’s the issue that this article is ignoring. 

When they create separate categories of competition based on lactic acid levels you might have a point.

Was curious and looked it up: Record for worst run differential over an entire season is -723 (impressively in only 154 games), so the Os probably don’t have that record to worry about.

I still wonder where he got those battleship sized chains to drag the dead dragon out of the lake. The local Home Depot?