oh lawd.... Unfortunately for me, he hit better this season than the current formula of Headley/Ellsbury/Holliday DH’ing for muh Yankees in the post season.

his joke wasn’t good, but you missed it.

you’re a-feared.

Jalopnik doesn’t get sucked into PR campaigns and is Anti-Brand?

Remember that whole Dodge Demon thing?

As a Yankees fan, he is my favorite player in baseball.

so much this

yeah, this is a level-headed comparison... *eye roll*

Wow,AT sticker? That’s harsh. Hope you’re onto bigger and better things!

or any time a customer does a top speed run in the car. So yeah, 10-15k miles.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not too keen on piloting a 911 from Berlin to Stalingrad in the winter months.

That is roughly 75% of the elapsed time, not the delta.

If you came and sold cars for me, right now, and sold 15 cars a month, you would do MUCH better. I don’t know what your pay plan was like, but that seems like a grind.

I know even a couple years ago, this was still necessary on Hyundai Accent.

Jim Jefferies (while in Iraq): Why is my bulletproof vest blue?

fair

paint shaker?

Correct term is PT Loser

Who gives a fuck how they react? Either you’re for being part of a solution or you’re wading in the waters of depravity. Up to you.

Well then you should say who they are, or at the very minimum press them to speak out. But this probably never happened sooo

Yo momma so fat, she gotta pull down her pants just to get in her pocket.