Don’t forget Jose Fernandez

This has 69 stars, so I dare not star it.

“Live”. It was on the replay.

If I, as a white man, was to say the same thing about the female populous, I would be run out of here so, SO fast.

Just think, in less than two years he will be unanimous-first-ballot-all-timer-butt-eating-great-guy-Derek-Jeter levels.

Just when I thought Chris Thompson was the biggest dingleberry here...

no, you’re just wrong you piece of cunt.

please note who he was replying to in the first place

I had two Grand Slams in a week, however they weren’t of the walk-off variety. I promptly rolled myself out of Denny’s.

succinct

How are those all misdemeanors?

I feel like it’s too late

Ooooo! Matt Harvey returning!

right beside Fernandez

in b4 DeWayneV8

Gary Sanchez is a fucking stud and does not deserve to have his name thrown in the muck alongside LoMo’s.

why are they all dressed like schlemiels?

shouldn’t you only have had “hot take” in quotations?

Jeter to MLB: Well this has been a disastrous meeting. I refuse to let people walk out of this room with out us making a deal. Lick my asshole, then you can leave.

Yeah. We’re actually really good at it, and people from other countries still thank Canadians nearly a century on from those acts.