If a chick has fake tits and shows them off then she wants to be told how nice they are. Otherwise Kathy would have worn... a shirt? Only cancer survivors get implants without wanting extra attention. Even then some still like their “new boobs” better and talk about them openly. Is that jealousy I see in this blog? Oh…

Ya, I mean, it seems inappropriate because he’s supposed to be a professional journalist or whatever, but it was New Year’s, she was wearing a bra, everyone was drunk. Who cares?

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Please. She took her top off in the middle of hosting a live tv show. Her tits were fair game. There is nothing offensive about what he said.

I’m ok with this. Last election cycle, with the Democrats running an incumbent, the Republicans fucked each other over - people forget that Rick Santorum was a frontrunner for a fairly long time, and Romney had to move to the right on a number of issues to compete with him for primary voters. They’re doing the same…

Kid Rock all the way.

Yeah, that debate schedule is a bit of BS, and I’m a likely Clinton voter. That said, debates suck soggy turkey meatballs so.

That used to be middle class life (well a little bit glorified). 25 years later and families are barely scraping by. Progress.

I'm concerned about your period abuse.

Did your space bar go on strike?

This looks awesome. Note: upon re-watching “Home Alone” with my son this year, he couldn’t believe how opulent the McCallisters’ home/neighborhood was — it’s a total time capsule of white, suburban ‘90s excess, including the casual option of flying 15 family members to Paris for the holidays. Kid-oriented movies and…

Actually, it does. You weren’t clear in the sentence that set up the quote as it discusses sports and not her life in general.

Venus never won the Australian or French Opens, so that puts her at quite a disadvantage in the GOAT rankings.

She looks great, and I admire her beyond words, but I do want to know what’s going on with her eyebrow (purely as an eyebrow-fan). It looks like a plastic fake one. Is that deliberate? Is that a look now? If anyone can tell me, please do. I’m genuinely baffled, not snarky.

At this particular moment, the women on SNL are what’s funny about SNL. Jones, Bryant, Strong, McKinnon, Bryant, Zamata: every one of them is really funny. Aidy Bryant if friggin’ fearless and her physical comedy is approaching the Belushi/Farley level.

Leslie Jones is Bad. Ass.

It’s more of a commentary on the narcissism of many who post on Instagram. Very few great artists use(d) themselves as the sole subject of their work. Instagram promotes exhibitionism at the expense of intimacy: how many special moments are now paused so that someone can get a pic to post of it? Sorry, the thesis of…

This is a bit of a stretch - Instagram is shallow and bringing up Nabokov seems a little much - but I see your point.

Double Muslims.

I was kind of board with the closet liberal theory, but now I'm thinking he may be an ISIS recruiting tool