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You’re not allowed to reference the truth of what she said. Your choices are (1) fully condemn her as the nearly-Hitler-level of bigot others insist that she is, or (2) be called a bigot yourself.  Enjoy!

Or, factually speaking, she was mayor during an exhibition of American flags through history, which included the confederate flag.  

Clearly asking someone like J.K. Rowling nicely to re-consider her anti-trans stance and have compassion for people who are actively being murdered based on this harmful ideology isn’t working.”

I’m sure they’ll insert some.  Probably some people of color, too, couple of women.

Any movie with Nic Cage is an a priori success because it causes people to say “Nicolas Cage,” which causes me to think of Mandy, the greatest movie of all time, and it’s always the right time to stop and think about Mandy.

Brother, I am with you. The slowest-morning boring bummer of 2020 just after the virus.

Idk, Color Out of Space was just as corny, poorly made and obnoxiously derivative as this is described as being. COoS straight up rips off the kennel sequence from the Thing except with Triumph the Insult Dog hand puppets ffs.

The difference between seasons 1 and 2 is easily explained by standard storytelling technique: your characters have to have a goal. In season 1 (just like in the original movie) the goal was to win the karate championships. You stuck around waiting to see how that played out.

You’re talking out your ass. No one’s opinion matters for shit, all that matters is if this one made enough money, and it did, so you’ll get your sequel. Your boring, stupid, reductive, repetitive, inartful, bland and downright shitty sequel, just like this one. Lap ‘em up, Phargoh, these lame turds are for you.

Sure, and being waterboarded is better than being beheaded, but I’m not looking to try it again.

However, the movie is shit and your senses are dulled by the pandemic.

Stunningly bad.  “Have you been awake for the last 15 years of superhero movies” bad.  Josh Trank did better bad. 

Thank god you dodged that bullet.  A highlight of 2020 is that you didn’t have to shell out a dime for this turd. 

Woof, WW84 is absolutely abysmal, not even worth the “free” we paid to watch it. Boring, nonsensical, even my WW-fangirl daughters hated it. We all owe Josh Trank an apology.

In Jackson’s version, Ringo has two full eyebrows.

I didn’t get Onward.  The fantasy world theming seemed perfunctory to the story, really only there to provide the “magic” necessary for the plot to function.  And what is the message?  Seemed muddled an unsure of itself, miles away from Inside Out or even Up.

Tenet isn’t a movie. It’s a simulacrum of a James Bond picture where each individual scene seems to mean something, but there is zero connecting tissue to hold it all together. It helps that everyone’s speaking in backwards iambic pentameter written by those famous chimps with the typewriters, as filtered through the

Don’t think, just gape.”

“the Blumhouse team . . . just smacks of hubris or a depressing lack of new ideas.”

Hey, he took a fat shit on Halloween, why not let him wipe his ass on the Exorcist?  Maybe Jaws can be next!