This is why no one’s allowed to criticize Tom Cruise.

Let’s be fair: they know, you know, we all know, that the fanboys are going to suck that dick no matter whether they cleaned it or not. Indeed, you’ll be back here later to talk about how the fact that they didn’t clean it made it taste better.

Oh thank christ, another TV show about another superhero, Hollywood you always know what we need!

Which two are most likely to survive?

You should apply for a job as a movie critic, sounds like you’re an expert.

Let’s not forget Chachi is a rapist, and preyed on Nicole Eggert, among others, when they were underage. Interesting note: I once tweeted about Chach being a rapist, and six months later, I shit you not, he responded to my tweet attaching a letter from the LA attorney general that said he had been exonerated for the…

Definitely an amazing actress. I loved her in the Witch, but she’s just as good in Emma. Such an otherworldly presence (and good taste in picking roles!), I look forward to what’s next for her.

The therapy scenes don’t work because they were stolen wholesale from the therapy scenes in Ordinary People, right down to Robin William’s facial hair.

In what universe is Midsommar “elevated”? It’s a poorly made knock off of a classic B-movie, Wicker Man. The plot is barely above that of a Twilight Zone episode (and factually, far worse than that, because Twilight Zone at least kept you in suspense, Midsommar shows it’s cards in the first 20 minutes.).

I think you’re understating it.  Drop the “involved” and I’m with you.

He’s sure to fail when there’s no other screenwriter’s soul to suck.

Funny, people love to diss Avatar for its clumsy script, but stacked against that list it’s tied with Titantic as the most intellectual of the bunch.

Parents wishing they could get a solid 15 minutes to themselves so they can sneak out and smoke a joint on the porch (then brush their teeth, wash their face and hands, and fabreeze themselves head to toe before being asked to go make more popcorn)?

What a shame. Yes, Jenkins is one of our best filmmakers right up until the point when you force him to direct the equivalent of a Disney straight-to-DVD sequel except with better technology.

I think you’re tripping on Maya Rudolph—her impersonation of Harris is so singular and so perfect, it actually improved my opinion of Harris. Like, Maya made Kamala cool, nobody else could do it with such precision and aplomb.

Man, if the second half of Lynch’s Dune was as good as the first, it wouldn’t get soo much hate.  I absolutely love it until they get to the Fremen and it turns into the cliffs notes version of the rest of the story.

Excellent. I hope they give Snyder all the money and all the time he needs to make the 100% ultimate Snyder cut exactly the way he wants it. Let that man make his vision!!

Not shocking that someone named “Reid” wouldn’t be into cool shoes. 

Wow, looks just as shitty as the original shitty miniseries.  Great work CBS!

I though boring exposition was his trademark.