You have both blown my mind and cured a complaint I’ve had for decades, THANK YOU!!

No way in hell two people used that waaaay non-standard word to describe a character in a movie.  Fully cribbed.

And then the submarine conveniently stays at the surface for the trip back to Germany, really the only problem I have with the movie.

IF you watch the making of, Katanga’s original line was “exactly the way I imagined, and you smell like a gorilla’s ass.”

The ending of Solo also craps out, in large part because Paul Betteney isn’t in any way scary or intimidating.  When your final boss looks like somebody’s dad, you’re doomed.

Yeah, but Pratt already did his Indiana Jones in Jurassic World, and while he captures the swagger pretty well, he just doesn’t have Ford’s likability, and comes off as more of a dick. Even as Star Lord he’s more petty and childish.

Indeed.

If you’ve never experienced the epic remix, get ready for the greatest three minutes of your life:

Sorry, but there is only one “I Still Believe.”  Someone should make a reboot/reimagining of Lost Boys focused on him.

Incredible, a lengthy review and I still have zero idea of what the series is about, or what the story is.

As a parent, I can say yes, it would require some sort of apocalypse to get my kids to look up from their phones.

This reminds me of Ted Chiang’s last story collection. When every story is a world-building exercise that hinges on some “twist,” it becomes less about reading and more about puzzle-solving, which grows tiresome quick.

No no, I’m a big time drinker, but my ex- never hit me unless she was drunk.  It lowers your inhibitions and allows you to do things your sober mind would prevent.

Well, and don’t forget kids.  Even when the abuse is horrible, some fucked-up part of your brain can tell you “we’ve got to stay together for the kids’ sake.”  Of course, when you finally do leave, you realize the kids are far better off now, no longer being in a torture chamber, but yeah, in the moment it seems like…

“But these stories should center the victim instead of treating violence as a plot point in a melodrama . . .”

Huh?  What has he done to fly off the rails?  

I’m not going to watch anything Kevin Smith makes again until he agrees to stop making that same fucking stupid face in every photo. 

I know I, for one, demand that any sequence involving Bruce Wayne’s parents and jewlery occur in slow motion so that we can fully understand what happens.

I’ll give it to you that Tennebaums’ the closest he’s gotten to making a movie with substance, though I think that has more to do with Gene Hackman’s performance than the movie. Same with Life Aquatic, which rises above the twee, at times, thanks to Murray.

All four of the songs released before the album were so bland and lightweight they didn’t even pass into memory.  I loved each of their albums more than the last, and none more than Currents, but this is a massive fail.