You diss Mandy, you diss yourself.

Whatever the semantics, it is indeed a bridge too far to suggest that (i) a human could not only engineer a device that allowed a synthetic creation to combine with human DNA to make a produce a living creature, but also (ii) embed that magical device inside an area as small as Sean Young’s stomach. When I realized…

Erm, yes, my subjective opinion of the movie is wrong.  In other news, your favorite color isn’t blue.

You win the internet for November 2019.

Can’t make them, period.  Rachel’s stomach did not contain the world’s first robot baby maker, nor could it, so the entire movie is built on an extraordinarily stupid conceit.

Not only should MANDY have been in the list, it should have been in the top 25.  What’s wrong with you people?

They can’t make babies, either.  And they sure as shit can’t make babies with humans.  The whole conceit is just stupid.

In related news, diners insist McDonalds bring back the McRib.

The problem is not that the plot is simple, it’s that it’s undercooked. It’s Furiosa’s movie, but for some reason Mad Max is in it. Their “plan” is go over there, now come back here—

If your list doesn’t have MANDY, your list is fucked and, by association, you are fucked.  Fuck your Mandy-free list.

Plus the movie’s internal logic falls apart about 10 minutes in, and just keeps getting stupider as it goes along.  I mean, if you’re shouting obvious questions at the screen the first time you see a movie, you know it failed at the script level.

Yeah, too bad it was lacking in story and Hardy’s performance is a mush-mouthed sleepwalking.

Because robots can’t make babies.

It Follows is better than Inside Out?!? hahahah, SURE.

To be fair, it’s not like Rancic wrote that joke about Zendaya herself, it was part of the script on that fashion hate show they used to do.

And Murray’s cameo is worst than bad, it’s actually depressing. Hey, let’s take the best, most funny thing about the original, Bill Murray, and have him show up and do a sour, total straight-guy routine.

Well said.

I’m okay with people standing—though, as you say, it’s inane. But those motherfuckers who don’t obey the silent rule that you have to let the people in front of you leave first? Those shitbags who try to push past you, like somehow exiting the plane 1 or 2 people faster is somehow going to make a difference in their…

I myself referenced the Antichrist in relation to this movie, for the same reasons you say. A lot being said, though it doesn’t seem to communicate anything in particular.

As someone who just survived an abusive marriage and a mind-busting divorce, I’m very excited to bawl my fricken eyes out to this.