Are you saying you’re ENTITLED to an explanation?  Fuck off.

Not saying adults can’t love Disney—I myself have a patented system of taking everyone back to the hotel at noon for “rest time,” which means “dad gets loaded time,” because there’s nothing better than heading back into the park at sunset with a stiff buzz. (I actually took a stroller with me last time, despite the…

I was lucky enough to score one of the advance reservations for GE, and spent a ton of money to get down there and experience it, and while I was about as excited as I could be, and actually got teary seeing the Falcon, after I left I had a creeping bad feeling about it. As you say, the main thing to do in GE is to…

The mustache. That may look like a whispy, try-hard mustache in the States, but in Korea that thing’s full a full Burt Reynolds. It’s my understanding he got a scholarship off of the mustache alone.

I thought for certain she was crying about that “mustache.”

Like I said, dick, but who really gives a shit.

Well, I’d say your rudeness emanates from your egotism, and extends to you thinking you know what people would do and think, even when you don’t know anything about those people.

You’re being unnecessarily rude, but I’ll respond once more and see if you’ll cinch up your manners. It sounds a lot like we have an age difference. I was there when MTV first went on the air, and I can tell you that you would often go all day without seeing the same video twice, and literally ALL they played was video…

No, I definitely would. Whatever “algorithm” youtube is using is just that, a formula, and it tends to keep pushing similar or same shit at you. Compare that with the insane genius at MTV that would program a David Bowie video, then a Devo video, then a Prince video, then “Fish Heads.”

The difference between watching videos on MTV and watching videos on youtube, of course, is that MTV would introduce you to new music, whereas you have to know what you’re looking for on youtube.

I mean, the reason the MTV award don’t mean shit anymore is because MTV DOESN’T PLAY VIDEOS ANYMORE, so unless you’re a youth who gives a shit enough to go find videos on youtube, no one ever sees the fucking videos.

Agreed, but Fox figured out to weaponize it.

Agreed. I target Fox News because it’s the primary source for this insanity, but really I should have said the “Fox News Ecosystem,” which includes these more fringe outlets that are even more wackadoo, if that were possible.

One thing to consider is how Fox News is SO dominant in some areas—it’s on literally every TV in every shop in town—that in many rural areas you don’t have to tune in to absorb the talking points, you’re hearing them from all your neighbors all day long. Shit, my parents are stone cold liberals, but they live in a…

It feels exactly like spreading your legs wide when you have super steamy balls.

You should also be aware that us dudes come to full attention when we see a woman taking her bra off, in whatever context.

He got DP’ed on that movie?  How does that even work with a man?

100%. They never even really show you the contours of the park except for a few quick flyovers, which is to say you don’t even have a mental image of what it’s supposed to be.

100%.  Not scary, not suspenseful, not fun, not particularly shocking or gruesome.  It was like a bad TV movie remake of Wicker Man.

No, they all deserve it. Anyone that would go to, effectively, an Amish colony for their summer vacation already deserves to die. People who stuck around after realizing they’re nearly the only outsiders there, even more so. But the people who continued to stick around and casually sip mushroom tea after watching a…