I mean, this is the fate of most nudist spots. Outside of Portland there is a great little place called Sauvie Island that has a nude beach. In grad school, a group of us, male and female, would go there every week to kick it, but OF COURSE the gross creepers have to be there, standing nude in the woods, walking…

Counterpoint: the men be on a perpetual spring break, finally loosed from all the absurd tasks that women insist they perform and then complain about when they don’t.

Let’s be real: an hour after all the women died, the dudes would immediately all start blowing each other.

This is a retread of the Road, though in that harrowing book/movie, it made sense that people wanted to kill and eat him and his son. I find it harder to believe that just because women have died every man immediately turns into an unrepentant rapist and murderer.  I mean, wouldn’t most men defend her to the death in…

So it’s the Road?

It’s okay, I understand.

No, it means you’ll also fuck a pumpkin or like, a ferret. 

It’s the battle cry of straight girls who have three-way french kisses with their girlfriends while the frat cheers them on.  I’M PANSEXUAL, SKEEEEE!!!

It’s because she’s so obviously headed for a big fall.  If she’s not an addict already, she certainly looks and acts like one.  They’re building her up so they can profit when she tanks.

Man, Bella Thorne looks like the “after” picture in some drug scare propaganda.  

Yeah, I was teasing you for being so fired up over something so silly.  It paid off.

I can say without exaggeration that I had every bit as much fun playing Atari 2600 games, and then Wii games, as I do playing PS4 games. Maybe more.

Exactly.  There’s nothing I hate more that other people’s honest enthusiasm.  Donkeys! And burros!

So they stop Manson and save Tate. Everyone keep telegraphing it, and I’m cool with it. The “re-imagined” facts of Basterds and especially Django are among my favorite things he’s done.

Honestly, it looks like the stone would pop off without too much effort.

They have that, it’s called NETFLIX.

Great news if all you demand is mildly diverting mediocrity.

Pretty sure that’s the same plot as Halloweentown.

We’ve turned a dozen other families onto this plan, and with everyone it’s a revelation. I mean, it’s how you keep your Disney trip a relaxing vacation. Sure, it means you have to get up early, but you’re at Disney, man, you can sleep when you’re dead!

In which not being a Marvel sycophant makes you a “troll.”