I have never understood why people place any value on fake breasts. I know people who say, “Oh my god, whomever has the hottest boobs,” but they’re fake! They’re literally bags of gel sewn into their bodies! You can get some yourself!

“It’s available for purchase on Amazon”? How about fuck that.

Can you imagine how cold all that food must have been?  The only thing lamer than eating fast food in the Oval Office is eating hours-old fast food in the Oval Office.

Where is this ad going to air? Are they allowed to show pubes on TV? Given how much controversy that Black Crowes album cover caused (the one with an American flag bikini and an excess of pubes), I don’t see how/where they could air these ads.

Endgame: “Something actually happened.” Hahah. What about it was “permanent”? We know there is a Loki series planned; Gamorra is back; even the snap seems to have little to ZERO effect on the lives of everyone in the new Spiderman.

Looking back at Aliens, and T2, I think it’s safe to say that Cameron knows how to up the ante on a sequel better than anyone ever.

Well, despite the proliferation of 3-D movies, most of them are not filmed in 3-D, which is why movies like Tron 2 got some love for being native 3-D.

Hahah, now you’re writing paragraphs. Imagine being so invested in a popcorn movie that you not only shit your pants over criticism of the movie, but then downshift into purportedly high-faluting arguments about “valuing criticism” to try and defend yourself.

No, if you’ll try READING the posts above, you’ll see that I said Avatar was “at least innovative, whereas Endgame is the latest episode of the same thing.”

Right, so Bubba Gump Shrimp Factory is a disgusting shithole, a place that sells predominately fried food but can’t even manage to get hot fries to your table, but FUCK ME, somebody please take that “themed restaurant” concept and apply it to EVIL DEAD 2.

Haha, you’re an easily riled little man, huh? A blatantly obvious criticism of a movie has you all tizzied up. Says to me that you must share the criticism at some level, otherwise you wouldn’t be so butthurt about it.

Are you aware of why Avatar is the highest grossing movie of all time? As you say, it wasn’t because of the tired-ass story. It was because it used a HIGHLY INNOVATIVE system for filming in 3-D, which made it the most amazing 3-D movie ever made.

You’re “sick to death” of opposing opinions?  Christ, you must have a small mind.

One of my favorite parts of Ragnarok is the scene where they’re escaping Hulk world in the spaceships, which are PEW-PEW perfect.  Watch the quick cuts of Thor/Valkarie/Hulk driving the ships--it’s pretty clear the control are flimsy cardboard cutouts, and all three of them are just driving willy-nilly.  It’s a total…

The extra scene is where they try to claw back some agency for the Avengers and help us understand that they put that rat in the van.

But Endgame does?  At least Avatar was innovative; Endgame was the latest episode of exactly the same thing.

Yeah, except the movie is a three-hour FART. It’s maudlin, slow, boring, whiny, and worse than all that, it insults your intelligence and utterly shits the bed on the central question we were all waiting to be answered: how will the Avengers stop Thanos? Short answer: they can’t, absent the help of a rat ex machina…

Ahh, did not know that distinction. Yes, these are people-sized crosses with rings to hold you arms—like, WE ARE GOING TO BE USING THESE FUNCTIONAL CROSSES.

Ahh, bummer. I especially like your first suggestion—they stick around to be polite, which would have been perfect. I also wondered if maybe they played up the drug use to make it seem like THAT’S the reason they stick around, but sounds like they didn’t go that way, either.

It loosely translates to EVERYTHING IS FUCKED WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE.