Of course he got the big heavy massage chairs from Brookstone- I think they’re the D Series Massage Collection. If he was smarter, he’d have gotten the smaller, lighter, but superior E-Series. I think we all know, though, that Flacco would never buy the E lite.

Better than you getting dissolved by beholding the released splendor of God in all His heavenly glory. Oh and also you’re a Nazi.

DoD only has like 3 wins its last 5 fights. Only 2 KOs. Floyd is undefeated.

This is what I immediately pictured.