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You didn’t like my highly controversial condition of their car submission that I’m still getting ridiculed for? lol

I find it incredibly distracting. I’m also not an asshole though so if someone deaf/hearing impaired needed it on I wouldn’t be upset, I’d just deal with it.

They/their are weird pronouns to use for a single individual. Not against the pronouns existing, it just reads and sounds awkward.

Somebody didn’t have a dad.

While your numbers might be correct, this analysis ignores that fact that today’s cars are much more reliable than cars from any earlier era, and capable of providing reliable transportation for many more miles over many more years.

that’s because you’re all poor. one day, maybe all of you can move out of your parents houses, get a real job, and then you’ll play golf.

What? Millennials are putting up the greatest generation of pro golfers yet.

I would say electrical failure will make things far worse than no speedo in a new Tesla.

Tons of cars these days have LCD speedometers.

A lot of modern cars are basically undriveable if the center touchscreen dies.

Nope. They’re all pretty much disgusting.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

I think the idea that somebody voted for Trump makes them themselves racist needs to stop. This is by and far more about Urban vs. Rural. Who are you going to vote for when your entire town is on the line due to the local mine closure? What about logging? Power plant? Factory? We are talking about multi generational

Great generalization of white millennials... You are seriously getting paid to spew this crap? Oh, that’s right, us whities are just keeping the black folk down like usual. Your “woe is me” attitude is pathetic, regardless of your race.

Nope, you’re right.

Autos are preferred when it comes to drag racing these days.

I thought most true drag cars are autos?

Why is anyone surprised? Automatics are quite a bit faster than manuals now. For a dedicated drag car, I’d be surprised if they made a manual.

Isn’t there a sense that a rising tide lifts all boats? In a perfect world, sure, the PGA Tour would have a major, but I can’t imagine that a really exciting Masters has anything but a positive effect on Players Championship ratings a month later. At least for the opening rounds.

For those of you who didn’t waste ten minutes reading the entire exerpt as I unfortunately did: A millennial journalist/blogger went to Augusta and got his tender feelings hurt because there were rules and relatively high standards of decorum. He then went on to call people names who would dare to dispute his clearly

None of Augusta’s rules mentioned in this piece are in any way comparable to the worst dictatorship on the planet. If we really consider looking and behaving in a civilized manner for a couple hours to be a huge ask, that’s more an indictment of how trashy modern society has become than anything.