Idk if you purposely neglected to mention this for dramatic effect but the obvious method of use for the poison Apple was to pickpocket it into NPCs’ inventories while simultaneously stealing all their alternative food. It really wasn’t that hard to use. With this proper method, you really don’t need to stick around…

Yes but the 800 of us online need u

Even in the rare event that corporate America loses to regular people and common sense, there has to be someone that’s salty about it. The irony is that you are salty about their saltiness. Don’t be a contrarian fuck, I know how gratifying looking down on people is and the easiest way to do so is to convince yourself…

Haha I know right bruh I still read a couple blogs because I love reading the comments and reminding myself how all 40 year olds are a bunch of corny ass motherfuckers

“We” (wow so you got elected to represent all black people? Congrats dude) could not imagine that any civilized human being could possibly believe he owned another human being? Hahahahahahahaahahahaha

This is a great article! Good job, I see perceptive articles very rarely these days. And when someone turns the tables as expertly as this, people hardly seem to notice

at least in hengsha court gardens I can find a praxis kit and buy some nuke viruses

Thanks for this bud

No. That is precisely as narcissistic. It is so annoying how when I pay to take a girl on a trip she uses it primarily as a photo opportunity and if I don’t follow her around taking pictures of her she thinks i’m a horrible person. Of course you need to find a balance, you don’t need to be some Luddite mf. But the few…

Hahaha this was SUCH a sus line, sounds unbelievably defensive

Counterpoint: It OBVIOUSLY makes you a narcissist. So does posting ANYTHING on social media. Don’t hide behind absolute bullshit like you’re trying to share with the world. Social media is literally the definition of narcissism. I think you need to look up what narcissism means. And also stop taking selfies, your name…

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I love how you don’t know who Quavo is!!! You arrogant fuck, trying to “school” me on rapper beef when you refer to Offset as Quavo. Offset is the one in the sequin shirt you unbelievable imbecile, Quavo is wearing the buttoned-up floral shirt. This whole “black culture” blog you guys have…

Have you ever met a significant number of criminal justice majors and/or others who want to become cops? None of this surprises me at all

I was seriously thinking the same thing, I feel like my life has become a kindergarten playground where everyone is immature and politically transparent...kids siding with and against various cliques...it makes me honestly question my place in what’s left of our society

You’re what, in your 30's or 40's? And you listen to Megadeath. Jesus, you 30-year-olds these days think you’re sooooo hellllla bro, so woke, so fuckin cool and classic. Fuckin jokes. Dave Mustaine? Fuck off already you no-knowledge little shit. Fucking Christ, Dave mustaine. You’re not cool dude, you’re the new…

Seriously, I really see our culture having first become like Europe in the last ten years and the next step is to become like Japan. Look at all this obnoxious stranger things, twin peaks kind of bullshit. In our crazily-organized and borderline-fascist modern societies we legit fantasize about being kids again. A…

Holy crap dude if you named him after the world’s deadliest secret agent maybe you should have him exercise more and eat junk food less! How old is he? It’s not funny to let your kid get obese dude. They’re kids, they don’t understand discipline, he’s going to be so unhappy later in life, please fix this before it’s…

Hey Liz, how the hell do you lay cover fire for your teammates as they enter a doorway? Shoot through them? Well, we all know Ubisoft needs new combat designers (and writers haha holy crap, also I TOTALLY know that Faye Lau was played by a Canadian and not a New Yorker from a few hours away)...to be fair, I do have…

Yeah, all the white PEOPLE are really annoying and arrogant here. They’ll be so fuckin racist to me without having any idea, posting things on facebook that they think are funny social references but are really just racist (the most common theme is images of thug rappers in non-thug contexts). And then if you call…

Your bedroom is modeled after Twin Peaks? Gross, dude. As a fellow Asian I also don’t appreciate you being such an Uncle Tom motherfucker hahaha