Do you guys actually not have this figured out yet? Kratos, the god of war? His blonde son with electrical powers? Speaking to Jormungandr (lol)? I seem to recall a guy named Odin (or Wotan or what have you) being the leader of the Norse pantheon—an old man with a big beard, who is also the god of war, who has a…

Oh, so women apparently think it feels good to go around and have people fear you? What the fuck...how much more Machiavellian can this wave of feminism get?

Well Odin I mean Kratos and his blonde son somehow are having a conversation with Jormungandr in the trailer, what is that about? I was watching the reveal with my friend and his dumb ass was like “I better get to kill that serpent” and I had to be like look, I know you think that was a funny sassy thing to say but…

I wore a blazer and tie growing up in California. The only school around I knew that didn’t do polos and khakis for uniform. I thought it was lame then, but now when my custom suits get me laid I chuckle. I have to say though the girls did everything they could to push it. Skirt length was often fudged as much as…

This is important? People watch dubs? Jesus...reading isn’t that hard

Hell yeah dude it rules without HUD. Too bad you’re playing on Xbox. I love getting in gunfights in this game

You are proud of yourself. That’s why you publically catcalled a man for his appearance. Everyone makes these lewd sexual harassment jokes at fit, handsome young guys like me and Charlie and i’m supposed to like it because for almost no reason at all other than having model looks and custom suits, everyone I know…

It’s also interesting for its use of cattle! Haha love me some history...I love asking people what Cinco de Mayo is in celebration of, even in California nobody ever knows

This is how I make quesadillas...

What? You’re making a strange semantic argument. Gun people are constantly worried about strengthening restrictions and the potential for the government to actually take your guns. These are real concerns that play out. It is playing out in California right now, the glorious fascist state I am from. Restrictions get…

Fight racism with racism... let’s go! As much as I want to be mature revenge sure is sweet! This’ll show all the kids who were mean to me for being raised with a different culture and body.

Yeah holy fuck, you watch footage of soldiers in combat debating whether to fire on aggressive vehicles or not because THEY MIGHT GET SUICIDE BOMBED, you have to wonder what makes people this violent but then you remember this is a guy who decided on a career so he could carry a gun and tell people what to do every…

Holy fuck yes

Yo dude i have learned the hard way recently that even the sweetest girl in 2017 is NOT to be engaged in any way...literally nothing can stop their egos and ability to do mental gymnastics

That rifle is really shitty. Government profile barrel? Exposed gas block? No-name carbine length quad rail? Lucid red dot? I can only imagine it has a milspec trigger. Definitely not voting for this fake.

if anything this sort of concept rubs my minority in my face more because when I try to tell white people mimicking minorities and thinking that automatically counts as a humorous joke is actually pretty racist, they get hella fucking mad at me because “i’m being negative”

If you don’t understand slang inflation you must not have grown up around much. People get tired of the same old words and most of juvenile socializing is the competition of who can know the punchiest and newest colloquialisms. Do you not remember being a kid? We had an assembly in elementary school once where we were…

If you don’t understand slang inflation you must not have grown up around much. People get tired of the same old words and most of juvenile socializing is the competition of who can know the punchiest and newest colloquialisms. Do you not remember being a kid? We had an assembly in elementary school once where we were…

I already came up with this trick years ago! All of my specialized hardware is taped to the underside of my furniture. No need to store Allen keys when I have so many full sets a few steps away in my work bench. Besides, I prefer to use hex bits in a ratcheting screwdriver anyways.

Haha, you were religiously evangelical in not only your twenties but in the 21st century? You must be soooooo woke now bro...glad you had a good brag session lol like dude come on what is this did you just discover that people are conservative? I literally grew up in the East Bay Area, the literal most liberal place…