Hey once you start paying “designers” (hahahahahaha) they need to continue to justify their paycheck season after season...

Hey once you start paying “designers” (hahahahahaha) they need to continue to justify their paycheck season after…

And yet this is the most polished game available today that deals in somewhat realistic damage models and also allows you to manipulate safety selectors. I’m sure you use your select fire weapons on full auto since you don’t seem like much of a real warfighter wearing that ridiculous mismatched Kryptek civilian camo.…

It’s very clearly stated in the video, so thanks for this. I love people who get online just to comment on shit without actually viewing any of the content... well, I can always tell the sociopaths by incorrect and unnecessary use of commas. Psychos who feel the need to dramatically pause for their own effect...

lol

If you fight me you might think I’m giving you free kills but in reality I just messed up every single block

Hahahaha he’s the moderator of r/ForHonor and got himself banned. I haven’t had any technical issues or lag yet on PS4 besides reconnecting when someone quits. When I get totally kicked I notice it’s because someone just left and I figure it’s the host. No big deal, matches last like 5-7 minutes. Sure I get a little…

Trying to be all in-the-know about Dave Chappell in 2017 is the whitest possible thing you could do, Mr. Wonder Bread. DUHHH that show was ahead of its time. Why do you think we all watched it in middle school? Get the fuck out of here. Come on dawg this is the cheapest fuckin article yet, give me a break, hero a derp…

This is what Kotaku should be about. Definitely copping this shit boiiiii

Dude stop making menswear related posts, you know absolutely fucking nothing about menswear, this is getting really fucking annoying because of how much of a sucky tryhard you are at fashion, like dude we know you were just in college give me a break, i’m your age and I wear actual custom suits (and custom ties,…

Full plate? There’s no full plate in the game. At most the lawbringer has half-plate. Full plate would be anachronistic given the other factions, but then for a game with a quarter exclusively female character and no exclusively male characters, it isn’t meant to be historically accurate anyways. It’s closer than…

Dickishly, good job nice one. Stop pussifying everything, any time someone opens their mouth of course it’s a fucking opinion

Hahahaha this is so staged, or edited beyond what would make sense to a classically trained musician like myself. They play a single phrase and then a second sheet of three lines gets printed? Not only no, but fuck no. I can listen to and match the notes to the sheet music just as quickly (being classically trained…

Going off of Amazon reviews, we all know what you use your sawzall for...the fresh mason line will keep everything sanitary lol

Kuniochi? Nice one, white people. Do you guys not have editors anymore? It seems like the site has 100% rate of posts with grammatical or spelling errors

I always thought this is some spoiled ass shit, oh me me moo moo 11 months of the year is for white people, yo bitch I never get Asian history month! Fuckin stop making everything about race and people might be able to take you seriously! Grow the fuck up! American history IS black history. Fuckin deal with it! You’re…

Yeah, I had this problem the first time I made it as well, and I did so very carefully like you. I just put in barely any extra fat now, 5 tablespoons of butter is insane. It was so greasy, the butter ended up just floating in top. I like to add garlic and red pepper flakes myself, but the other thing is I think the…

But are they Goodyear welt or Blake stitched??

It helps to be Asian and to have noodle soup not be some strange exotic thing to discuss amongst the fellow bored white people on the internet. It sounds like you are not slurping but sucking noodles, likely with your mouth puckered up way too much. This is not spaghetti. Your mouth should leave a good bit of…

I grew up from the age of 4 with the original PlayStation and without a doubt the DS4s give my hands fatigue from the thumbsticks while the 360 controller never, ever, ever did. I don’t think it has anything to do with what you’re used to.

As much as I love John Carmack, I want to see Oculus burn because of Luckey. John, stop hanging around these weirdos, it’s making you look bad.