Yeah haha in my office my friend and I are the only ones who studied finance as opposed to economics (hahaha) and all of our millenial wannabe-manager peers try to impress bosses by scheduling meetings to listen to our clients’ earnings calls and the two of us are like hahahahahahaha these economics majors have no…

I mean he’s still right, how do you think we pick presidents? Look at celebrity worship culture. Nearly every single victorious presidential candidate looks significantly less creepy than their opponent. I’m with you on what it ought to be but that’s obviously not reality.

Uh, you obviously shouldn’t post your salary just like it’s a massive red flag if someone asks you what your salary is on a date. Asking what you do is already sus enough. Anyways, you are asking how to look for younger women? Dude just stop being a fuckin creep. Jesus, like ok I guess as a 24 year old I don’t exactly…

“If it’s of you and someone of the opposite gender (or same gender again if you’re gay), tell me who they are to you. Brother? Cousin? Uncle? Sure. Because if you don’t tell me I’m assuming, right or wrong, that he’s your ex and then I’m immediately picturing him beating me up.”

Awesome. Now they just need to remove Kurumas completely.

You better be born and raised in California. If so, hello brother! If you are truly Californian I can assume you supported the Bern dawg for his weed policies. Well you should read Democracy Lost, a report by Election Justice USA concretely detailing voter fraud and suppression methods employed in the democratic…

How to find a date? Come on guys are you joking does anyone on Gawker actually think they are qualified for this because let me tell you, you are not. It’s grubby corporate advertising schemes like this that fuel rampant materialism (“upgrade” your life? That is messed up) at the same time as lowering the standard for…

Hell yeaaaaahhhh

Hahahahahahaahahahahahaha do we see now what it ACTUALLY takes to make liberals happy? Everyone just wants money, republican types just won and everyone is deep down only complaining. $450? To many people that is absolutely chump change, don’t applaud them for doing this sort of thing. A fucking minuscule handout that…

It is in fact a totally unknown concept to my generation of millenials. The cell phone has utterly trashed the idea of having friends. My girlfriend, my friends, everyone I know will sometimes just take out their phone and start playing with it while you are literally speaking to them. Growing up and living in West…

Hold up, your kid had a “serious breakdown” over a cartoon? Maybe someone needs to spend more time with their kid...

The upgraded silver 360 controller with convertible dpad worked great

Sir. I grew up with a Dualshock in my hands since the age of 4 with the PS One. I was a vehement anti-Xbox PS fanboy before the Xbox exclusive got too good to pass up. And I am back on a PS4 because the Xboner was awful at launch. I am also Asian, so my smaller hands make me hate Xbox controllers that much more. And…

I think perhaps what us Asian Americans lack is self-awareness, really being chill is not some mystery and a lot of the “I lack social skills” is really just you psychologically holding yourself back in order to avoid rejection. This isn’t some harsh critique, it’s the reality of a people raised by immigrants whose…

If you don’t realize your college was a total scam no matter how respected and Ivy League it may be, then you are a) part of the problem and b) studied something other than business or Econ. When I switched from a philosophy/graphic design double major to investment finance I couldn’t believe the difference in…

I know you want to sound like an authority but this is actually dangerous advice to give out, you DEFINITELY DO NOT want to put your wallet in a backpack unless it has one of those closure systems that requires copious amounts of effort, like those biking dry packs. I have had my milspec backpack, whether…

Yeah, this guy is a noob for just discovering this, I actually already do this to people, but the premium is only a fraction of the car’s worth so it’s really more of an annoyance, not “wailing” worthy. Besides, I do it mostly because having to drive away from my vehicle to call in another is a pain in the ass. Almost…

If you listen to the end of the video Dave mentions that the guy yelling was actually black and that he didn’t expect to see that haha, but yes, clearly if you start a sentence with “I feel like” (Jesus where are your balls) you must be the pinnacle of statistical research. Honestly in my reckoning it’s the other way…

I remember something like this being heavily featured in a segment of Little House in the Big Woods where Laura goes to her gandparents’ house for a maple syrup harvest/party. So the next time I was in the mountains I had my mom help me collect some snow and make one of the maple syrup snow cakes Laura described,…

Wow you must be really tough and dark. Haha sorry to rip on you twice, as a menswear enthusiast it’s mostly just funny to me how modern womenswear is just completely a swagger jack of the menswear revival (which is now dead and recycled into a pair of $200 sweatpants made in Cambodia). You girls look many, many times…