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Proof that all New Yorkers are incredible tryhards. Guys, being a goth ninja was a Rock Owens circa 2006 menswear. Get over it, it’s been ten years. You all gave up on the classic menswear golden age after like, 3 years because going to the tailor was too difficult. Damn...what could have been...

He’s probably a beta let’s be real

“Look up from your phone” lol now let’s not get crazy here now

Because for a few decades now we have been telling women they are “goddesses” and “queens” when they are literally not. Do you know what would the response would be if men started going around referring to themselves as gods? It’s an unfortunate symptom of the proliferation of the friend zone beta approach to

Isn’t it funny how easily us minorities can be incredibly racist and not feel bad one bit at all. Eye for an eye maybe, but also massive hypocrisy

That’s because you’re racist as fuk except this time nobody told you not be be. Fellow minority out!

Thank you for being reasonable

Wait really? My take on the republicans is the opposite, the establishment GOP is what seems legitimately evil, trump just seems like sort of an idiot and most interested in himself and money, not weird lizard people policies concerning reproductive and marriage rights. Of course he’s going to echo the establishment

Even though you have the salaries to go buy real adult clothes that last like a nice custom suit or shirt, you now-over-40-year-olds go out and buy overpriced made in China graphic tees. This is why the polar ice caps are irreversibly melting. Pick up your slack, old people, you guys are the absolute worst role models

Wow you guys are so edgy, being a goth ninja is just sooooo interesting and not 2006 menswear. Good job womenswear. What’s next, you’ll like bomber jackets and carhartt? Oh yeah...

Haha the lady doth protest too much

Leave it to a white person to completely misunderstand race. No the guilt is not fukkin real, it actually is literally not! Seriously take this from a minority who has had to deal with casual racism their whole life, you simply cannot let the rest of your race and their proclivities get to you, like duh this is some

Great man your people built our global civilization, I for one as a minority child of literal war refugees from a former colony appreciate all your people have done to bring me medicine and classic menswear. You’re acting all ashamed when you should be proud of how baller you can be if you just try...from your

Nobody is really that good at this game in a skills-sense, it’s just that being highly efficient in Battlefield is no fun and lightweight for suckers. The meta changes with each game but Dice has never been good with balance. And it’ll depend on what you are willing to do, not how good you are. I rocked in BF3, was

The very earliest trailer showed combat against what looked very much like Quarians, so they may be returning...in a new role

I’m notorious amongst my friends for too often having the hud and map switched off in my games when they’re over at my place, more gamers should be like you Kirk haha

Wrong homie, I would refuse that ugly amateur Wellington in a heartbeat. If you think this is professional looking...you should go to a nice restaurant sometime. Sous vide is for the most part bullshit and everyone ordering the $150 “72-hour short ribs” at Mourad last night FUCKED UP because they got jellied beef (I

Haha you had a point before but now you just suck. You’re a bona fide sociopath for not seeing how diplomatic Jim has been, on top of being 100% right. Seriously, his best point is that if you’re so smart you should know better than this. If you actually only ever use one, best form of a word and its many synonyms,

Are you serious bro i’m not going to ask my doctor if I can eat an edible what are you just trying to give your article some white people flair? You’re corny as hell! This kind of stuff reminds me of all of the people I know incarcerated for weed-related crimes and how real systemic racism is (yes I am a minority).

Haha, what is this, you don’t need to come up with theories, just ask. Of course I used my vape in high school for weed, you think I smoke things that don’t get you fucked up? Just to let all of you nerds know, e-cig vapes look very different than weed vapes. The metal ones with transparent chambers that you see on