Except make free throws!

If I remember correctly, one scene featured them enjoying a ride on a (presumably enormous) tandem bicycle.

Who remembers the Hakeem V Shaq showdown which was sponsored by Taco Bell? I was waiting for that to settle it.

He reminds me less of Shaq and more of Hakeem, who was better than Shaq in every way I can imagine.

Bob Kraft is ok is he? The cunt who gave Trump a super bowl ring? That guy?

Best part of a separate Slate piece covering this charade:

That’s perilously close to an attempt by Porzingis to coin a nickname for himself, an extraordinarily lame thing for any athlete to do.

be the commenter you want to see in the world.

Not so! You can still grab them.

Tobias approves. And there are dozens of them.

It sure seems like you can’t just grab your co-workers boobs anymore.

No offense to you fine people, but that linked 2012 story makes me nostalgic for the commentariat of old.

please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...please let Curt Schilling be next...

There’s no way anything he said or did is a more egregious offense than that fucking hat.

Still interests me more than anything other than hockey right now

Needed some baseball news.

A short list of coaching candidates less appealing than Greg Schiano:

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

What kind of a moran throws a punch at a guy with a footbaw helmet on?

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.