“too many red flags.”

Fuck yes. Who do we need to threaten to get these fucking things removed. Nothing has made me want to support a sponsor less than having these appear EVERY TIME I CLICK ON SOMETHING.

I revel in being a cynical fucking asshole that believes that the human race should be wiped from the earth, with prejudice.

but God that nickname… every time I hear “Houston Texans,” the dumber it sounds. Why even HAVE a football team if you’re gonna name it that, huh?

which inevitably takes 20 seconds.

When I saw the article pop up today, knowing where we were in the progression, I thought, “Jesus, I knew last year’s NFL regular season sucked, but did the Texans actually finish better than 12-4?”. Glad to see that no, all is right with the world and they were 9-7.

Isn’t bland and boring basically what the NFL encourages? That makes the Texans America’s Team!

That fund by JJ Watt is fucking great. As of this post, people on average are giving $96 per donation. Even with that number skewed up by some likely big donations, it’s still a very impressive number. Kudos all around!

You know what really sucks? That “5 seconds to deadspin” ad. This is before every article. C’mon. You pricks.

I agree with Daniel’s opening letter. Drew, your WYTS has replaced the Sports Illustrated NFL preview issue (for me, right up there with the swimsuit issue for must have every year) as the surest sign that football season is near. Please never pull any fucking punches even if a city is half underwater. I for one need…

The way mlb.com revised the history of that article, I’m surprised they are not in the climate change game.

Cowardly to not post that the article has been updated.

“The Rangers have nothing to hold their heads down for...except...they wouldn’t compromise and now they look like assholes.” -Frank Thomas

I’m sick of these religious shitbags trying to tell me how awful porn is, and how I their way is the only way it’s acceptable to live. Fuck him.

Someone please, please, please ask him why Houston is flooding......

Beat Your Meat, Not Your Wife

Penn State and Baylor should be ignored and excluded from previews.

They should have gotten the death penalty.

But what about the content creators who must suffer the most?

I write, and while I inevitably come up with the climactic scene early, I write from the start and see if the characters can get there themselves. You never, ever, write backwards like that. It made it all feel like a slog; it simply is not as interesting as it would be if you let the characters get there organically.