My fiance was supposed to be named Darth.

Aw, Jessica Simpson's children look quite a bit like her.

That is a really good review. It's not every day you read a bad review of a fairly feminine book written by a female that somehow conveys a male reviewer's overall great respect for women. Interesting read.

We-ell, Chris Martin, I almost cared: "He said his band's new album, "Ghost Stories," allowed him to be honest and get to the root of his problems."

Does anyone else notice Hanky Panky have a washer life of like 1 year? Totally a rip-off. Yet they are the least amount of underwear I can comfortably get away with.

Leave the Boondock saints alone, guys.

Alicia might mention that she's married to one of the wealthiest men in America. I'm certain this has shaped her views of ease somewhat.

Very distressed that she stole my wedding look and is clearly 890% more talented than me.

I don't have kids (though I plan/hope to) but the kids I know comment sometimes on how I talk to them in a Serious Voice. They talk to me back in one. I say it's acceptable (if not preferable).

But why do all the Moms have the same voice? Was this filmed in Stepford?

Heath Ledger lighting the cigarette off the bunsen burner!!

Peonies are non-negotiable. I literally picked my date in coordination with peony season. I befriended not one but two peony farmers in anticipation of my impending nuptials, before I even met my fiance. There are more peonies going to my wedding than people.

But you've forgotten!

The first few images really make me accept that I am an adult person with adult features and an adult face, and there is a large crew of gorgeous people who are so much younger than me that they look like another species.

Get fingered by someone with long fingernails and get back to me.

Neko Case, Rebecca Lobo, Kate Moss, Kate Middleton, Roberta Flack

Um, are you me?

Ditto! I am swill more squeamish than my peers (even, unfortunately, about history I missed out on—Nazis and slavery alike still startle me with new details I escaped) but I also swear less and speak with real words more.

That person is eating with a pregnancy test. I'm certain.

Good follow up: http://the-toast.net/2013/12/30/not…