o I suddenly feel kind of good about my relationship because it's not really anything like this. Maybe I should stop being so nervous about marrying him ;)

I don't have anything witty or funny to say. Everything about this piece is truly excellent.

Wow, does anyone know the designer of her dress? I love it.

Guys I just want to acknowledge that I was already aware of this confluence of events and it is really bumming me out. I can't even really decide how sarcastically I mean this. But thanks for covering this. I'll just be PMSing at my desk crying about the WIC babies and refreshing AstrologyZone.com (thanks for the…

At first I was going to write you something really snotty and snarkish back but I realized that would be exceptionally un-adult of me (and rude). I'm trying to study my own behavior and reaction here and analyze whether this sentiment is correct or not (I feel a little like a white person saying she has black friends…

I agree, girl, it sucks when your bosses are focused on your company making money and you have to work hard for almost 2 years. Viral video it up, sister, and keep watching Girls.

OMG you're right.

Accepted.

Why can't there ever be any cool Melissas? I'm officially adding to my bucket list to bring honor to the name, ladiez.

How...exactly do you move from being Miss World to Miss Universe? ::Visions of Futurama flash before my eyes:::

No it's when you have super bad cramps and it's hard to get a super tampon in and you finally get it in and then you have to poop and the tampon falls out.

I'm bummed because I've had my fingers crossed ever since he hearted the mermaid etchings I posted on Tumblr in March 2012. I THOUGHT IT WAS A SIGN, J G-L!

Ah, there's my fall 2013 hairspiration.

Yeah, I think something about this whole story just seems sort of horrific and not right. I don't mean to say it justifies all the awful things he says, but he doesn't strike me as the typical casual misogynist either.

I think this guy sounds mentally ill, and his story makes me feel sad. Reddit posted that he had a previous website that was really similar about 6 years ago, http://www.aloneinaustin.com/

Does she have a ponytail? Only SJP can make a ponytail look chic.

I am laughing, then vomiting quietly.

I have it on good authority that Bill's penis doesn't whisper, it emits a sound somewhere between a chortle and a somewhat talented sixth-grader playing the saxophone.

I always thought Candles in the Wind was for Diana.

I feel like her excellent posture gives her such a wider range of fashion choices, because she just carries anything she wants to carry.