I am a book editor who also has to communicate with teenagers on a regular basis. Am I qualified to sort through garbage and figure out people's plans? I hope so.

Agree completely. I just think it's weird when she gets bashed for being "ugly." If Lena Dunham is too ugly to have sex with, Americans everywhere would be getting a lot less nookie.

I've watched it...she's not really nude any more than any other HBO/Showtime Show. And I don't think she's unattractive, either.

I do not think the character played by Patrick Wilson is really that disconnectedly attractive over Lena Dunham's character. It's nice out, he's a lonely guy in a fancy manse with some issues, and she's a hot young girl. The writing of that particular episode was sort of dreamlike and odd, but I didn't find the…

"If I want to read about Cyrus, Bieber and the Khardashians [sic], I'll borrow a copy of The Rise and Fall of American Culture at my local library." — My library totally doesn't stock this title.

This is both hilarious and the most accurate explanation I can find so far on what's going on with this girl. Honestly, this is a strikingly mellow meltdown, as they go. I feel nearly capable of calling people ugly and throwing bongs out of windows and inviting rappers to murder my vagina some days myself.

Way to be an amazing combination of pretty and heroically tough, Kristin.

I hope you're trying anal. Best of both worlds!

For lesbians this is not an issue because women don't fart. Didn't you know? The vagina just eats up the fart before it can escape.

I thought J-Woww was really polite to the governor and it surprised me Snooki felt brave enough to be so rude. I did like her headband though.

Correct.

When I become Olivia Pope and get married, I'll consider this (in ruby or ivory rather than gray) for a wedding gown. xo

Be the change you want to see, right? I found the only tucked-in crisp button-down wearing man in Vermont and I'm marrying him. And we'll run away to tailored heaven, together.

I am so haunted by this story, I can't get over it. I spent a lot of time today distracted by her Facebook page and her parents'. What a nightmare for them. I hope there is enough strength in humanity to get this girl out of this complete catch 22. I appreciate the media attention that is being focused on this…

This is the second one of these in the past week that's gone all crazy and viral and I don't know why but I just don't believe they are real? Like I totally respect that this is everybody's fantasy (hello, Whatever U Like video is the best video ever) but idk something just rings not true about them to me.

I think Taylor received the Jezebel Memo that she was overdoing column-y neutrals. This isn't the direction I would have sent her in, but I'm glad to see she's moving...somewhere?

Totally agree. I am very driven and particular at work, and I'm selective about the skill sets of people I work with and especially those who I hire. I am open to being friends with anybody who has a good heart and a generally kind disposition. Friendship isn't a critique of skills or an investment by a company. I…

Wow, I would NEVER do the advice in the second one. I just don't think it's a friend's job to evaluate you professionally. You're friends! It's like church and state. You can be friends with your coworkers or even your bosses (or your interns) but I don't think you can have weighty expectations across the divide. …

Three things that are all lovely but completely not interconnected in my world are traveling, reading, and being DTF. I love multitasking as much as anyone, but I tend to do only one of those things at once. Sorry, universe of men hoping to snatch me away from my books while I'm abroad!

Her waist looks like it's hurting.