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When I become Olivia Pope and get married, I'll consider this (in ruby or ivory rather than gray) for a wedding gown. xo

Be the change you want to see, right? I found the only tucked-in crisp button-down wearing man in Vermont and I'm marrying him. And we'll run away to tailored heaven, together.

I am so haunted by this story, I can't get over it. I spent a lot of time today distracted by her Facebook page and her parents'. What a nightmare for them. I hope there is enough strength in humanity to get this girl out of this complete catch 22. I appreciate the media attention that is being focused on this

This is the second one of these in the past week that's gone all crazy and viral and I don't know why but I just don't believe they are real? Like I totally respect that this is everybody's fantasy (hello, Whatever U Like video is the best video ever) but idk something just rings not true about them to me.

I think Taylor received the Jezebel Memo that she was overdoing column-y neutrals. This isn't the direction I would have sent her in, but I'm glad to see she's moving...somewhere?

Totally agree. I am very driven and particular at work, and I'm selective about the skill sets of people I work with and especially those who I hire. I am open to being friends with anybody who has a good heart and a generally kind disposition. Friendship isn't a critique of skills or an investment by a company. I

Wow, I would NEVER do the advice in the second one. I just don't think it's a friend's job to evaluate you professionally. You're friends! It's like church and state. You can be friends with your coworkers or even your bosses (or your interns) but I don't think you can have weighty expectations across the divide.

Three things that are all lovely but completely not interconnected in my world are traveling, reading, and being DTF. I love multitasking as much as anyone, but I tend to do only one of those things at once. Sorry, universe of men hoping to snatch me away from my books while I'm abroad!

Her waist looks like it's hurting.

Um, FUCK yeah, Vermont.

This article is me and every employee I've ever had. Bitch moan bitch moan bitch moan. Why is nobody responsible. Damn kids.

While I don't advocate for plastic surgery (especially on arms, weird) I loooove how my arms improve their muscular look by lifting weights. After multiple friends (and even Tracie on this site) advocated for personal trainers, I have begun working with one. My arms are pretty damn psyched, and I like looking at

I love that Al Roeker doesn't get how to make fun of Martha Stewart and everyone's like "her interest's would be decoupaging!" and he's like "walking on the beach!"

The Ingalls family considered Mary going blind their last happy incident? :/ There were more dark materials in those books than I realized.

What do you think those people are doing with all their free time now that they aren't trying to help us get rich?

Oh dear. I thought Liza Minnelli was no longer alive!! Oops.

I travel for work a lot and here is my prescription. I do take Xanax at the beginning of the flight, but you can follow my guide sans Xanax and have similar results — it's a new addition to the plan.

Ugh. I know a Newtown/Marathon person who lost someone in 9/11. I just want to take her to the planet Avatar's on and apologize for the entire world.

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Hahah I love the unpissability of this flats parade.