Having a partner who does not use Facebook is like a breath of mysterious, fresh air.

@kkatt: That's what I was referencing! Except I couldn't remember it all the way.

@mermil: They aren't green screens, are they? Beverly Hills had some v. good florals going on. Especially the British woman.

I love how even Joan Rivers cannot snark on this girl.

@lasercats: Heehee. And for the floral arrangements!!

@hfree: That descriptor is confusing me but I'm willing to give her a try...maybe in a couple of hours when my Finance Guy leaves for lunch.

I am shocked to learn what a fan base Robyn has. She's headlining Coachella. I always considered her an early incarnation of the Britney/Xtina/Katy type of songstress. Was she more versatile than a sort of Ace of Base/Spice Girls mash-up?

Well, I'm okay with this guy, but only because it's clearly Bob Dylan.

@alynn: I definitely agree. It would be totally naive of me to argue that Hollywood is a cheery place where women feel free to celebrate who they are on the inside, regardless of their measurements. But I find Fischer's comments to be in line with fairly normal privacy concerns.

@MoonCat82: Well, that sounds manageable.

@stacyinbean: I also hate when I am in close quarters with a Levis-clad male stranger (say, standing in line) and I realize he and I share a waist size.

@theokeydoke: I agree. I am getting very, very tired of this particular author's morality vendettas on certain issues. It's making me read Jez less because I'm sick of hearing "this is what you wear to cure depression!" and "being lied to about whether or not your private parts get exposed in print is GOOD PUBLICITY…

I actually do think this would be embarrassing, for men or women. My boyfriend (and he may be on the self-conscious side) hates pants like Levi's that list waist size on the outside. I can guarantee that most of the men in Hollywood would feel embarrassed about frequent size-update emails. I would! The worst…

Uhh, Honey in the image — please use a condom, I think that's a Skittle.

@MoonCat82: It said after age 25 high levels of THC hanging out in the cervix (which is where, I guess, THC likes to hang) make sperm confused. I don't know if this is true??? But I have some suspicions about my fertility ability that are making me anxious to prep myself for this as I think I'm about a year out from…

Ugh. This after "What to Expect when You Want to be Expecting" tells me if I'm over 25 I need to give up the ganj for a year before attempting insemination. And then it keeps snowing.

Those CSI techniques are going hella over my head. This is somehow rooted in an S and L shape someone sees in the eyeballs? Sounds more National Treasure than CSI, but, y'know, I'm no forensics painting guesser specialist.

@NomNom83: Yeah, I've made my FB photo be me in a tube top before. Like OMYGOD Bleach is NEKKED.

I don't understand why people keep referring to Rihanna in her underwear as "nude."

@Alibelle: Maybe she's the lesbian who's into period sex?