Clear PED use.

I think that reporter was a time traveler sent here to warn us of what’s to come if we start down this road. He developed the technology in secrecy, in a world where FIFA ruled us all, and used that technology to travel back to that press conference as a subtle warning. Now it’s up to us. He did his job.

$74 million and $41 thousand. I used a calculator.

I get what you’re saying, but when the top 1% is responsible for the largest portion of tax revenues, wouldn’t it make sense that they’ll receive 99% of the gross tax relief?

Is it just my imagination or was there a giant dick on the field emanating from the left side penalty box? Once I saw it, I couldn’t un-see it.

It’s not so much the doing of the laundry, it’s the folding of the laundry.

Where is A? I want to live on A.

Your TP usage is absolutely INSANE. Just buy good stuff and you’ll actually save money in the long run. I hope those were typos...

Also, I find pulling out huge buggers from my kids’ noses extremely satisfying. I have no idea why. And since we’re replacing our carpets in a few weeks, I’ve started to just rub them into the rug. I’m a psychopath.

Agreed 100% on the puking. And I’ll say the stage where they first start to drink real milk is the worst. They have NO concept of when or where to puke and when they do it’s coagulated, smelly, and impossible to clean. Think of just dumping a gallon of four week old milk all over the place.

“If you want to help America right now, help Americans.”

Hard ‘eye roll’ on this one...

It’s always the worst when you think it’s something, but because your kid chewed on it then spit it back out it’s actually just a disguise and instead it’s something else completely.

Agreed on the craft beer. Enough already. We all just want to drink excessive amounts of Busch Light in the end...don’t we?

Favorite ‘Founding Father?’ I’m reading Washington: A Life right now. What an amazing man. How far we’ve come.

Is Kevin in a better mood today?

Am I missing something? Does President Obama currently just sit in the White House every weekend and watch Football? And recently he’s been traveling all over the place campaigning. Constantly going into new locations seems like it would be just as expensive with all of the advanced scouting and setup costs associated…

The article mentions each visit, which I assume means both arriving and departing in that $100,000 cost.

This math checks out.

This math does not check out.