Just think of all of the people who wouldn't have gone to see it if they didn't know Darth Vader™ was in it! They would have said, "What is a Star War? Why should I see such a silly movie? Oh! It's the Darth Vader™ Movie Series by Disney! I didn't know it was really called something else! Star Wars, you say? If that…

It's why I liked one of the Star Wars Kid edits where someone edited in a bunch of laser blasts that he's deflecting with his wild swinging. Of course, I know that the fights were carefully choreographed, but they're like the ten trillion laser blasts coming from Slave 1 that have no chance of hitting Obi Wan's ship…

"See? What I just did? Do it like that."

That was the only reason I wanted to see it, so thank you, The Internet. It is sort of weird to see him squaring off with a bunch of regular guys— it makes him seem terrifying in a completely different way.

The most intensive things I regularly use it for are Photoshop and games. I encode video fairly infrequently and casually, so I haven't really needed all the cores. If I'm waiting, it's usually on my storage (and it's not that long of a wait).

Each of the 300 had 3 slaves with them, too (who also died).

It's the uncanny valley effect. He almost looks human.

Context clues are helpful.

It's great how easily drinking this identifies a person as unique and interesting. Leash training a ferret is very time-consuming by comparison.

I thought the same thing. I wonder if we were thinking of Mike Royko.

Everyone knows that's what Death's voice looks like!

It already exists! http://www.ataritimes.com/i…

Just like Golgo 13. That and cigarettes— because nothing extends life like smoking a pack of cigarettes found lying on the ground.

I built my PC in its more-or-less current form in 2012. I have an i5 3570K running at 4ghz. I've upgraded the graphics card to run VR ,but other than that, it's pretty much the same machine with more storage. It's kind of disappointing that I don't have an excuse to do a major upgrade (instead of swapping CPU and…

I've heard from people who work on motion simulators that 72hz is where the brain gets fooled into seeing motion. I know that I could tell, back in the olden days of CRTs, when games were running at 60fps or over 100. That 60fps thing is kind of bunk. They used to say the same thing about 30.

And sometimes I play a game on a different system and use the gamepad to play a netflick. So versatile.

Oh god damn it.

Dominos was so location-specific back in the pre-2009 days. I remembered that it was gross, but ordered it one night and discovered that it was very edible. Since that was the location near me, I ordered it a lot— probably too much. I learned my lesson after convincing some friends that it was actually pretty good and…

I don't consider wolves a threat, but if someone brought them into my apartment my attitude would change.

Or nested it in a little piece about the AMT or something. It would have been smarter to slow play this and get a post-show bump instead of a crash/implosion. All she can do now is be cool enough to roll with this and make a little fun of herself.