I thought it was going to be: "It's great. It's crack. It gets you really high."

Your drain is plugged with rags and shitses!

13 Years a Slave at the Apollo: The Howard Simms Story.

Yes. D- : Jumps on a skateboard, falls off awkwardly, twists ankle, and needs a walking cast for a few weeks.
F: Jumps on skateboard, front foot slips off, back foot on the tail causes the board to flip up into his testicles, lurches over, rear foot slips out causing a splits-like situation, pants crotch rips out,…

I actually like the design of the truck in the second still. It's cartoonish and looks like something pulled out of Borderlands. I sort of want to see an entire world or city designed by whoever came up with that look.

In cat it's Meow Meow Meow Meow?!?

Jesus christ. YOu've just blown the doors wide open on this one!

It'd strike me as friendly ribbing, I guess. I think it would make me laugh. And, come on, seriously Bow Bice— "Boy" doesn't have remotely the same connotations when… oh fuck it. He either knows this and is being intentionally obtuse about it or he's completely oblivious to obvious historical facts about this country…

I can't stop laughing at this.

What I hope Theater Mode does is cause the phone to jostle itself out of shitty users' hands, fall into that person's crotch, and explode causing injury to the genitals.

16 would be great, I'd even be fine with 8. However, reaching past the top 10 would remove a lot of the hair-splitting that goes on to determine who is 4th and who is 5th. There are just so many teams that in many or most years, the difference between those top 10 or so teams is negligible with occasional stand-outs.

Although the college game is becoming much more commercialized with each passing year, the pro game is a commercial product, and I think that's what really turns me off. NFL feels like Disney World. College isn't much better anymore, but it at least feels like a small, quirky local theme park.

It was released in China in Chinese. Those versions were pirated in China, and subtitles were added so they could sell the bootlegs back to the US. They only had the chinese versions to work with at the time.

God damn it. I fell for it again. I thought the podcast was back.

Do you mean Spirits Within or Advent Children? I really didn't like Spirits Within when I saw it because it wasn't what I wanted out of a FF movie; maybe I should watch it again.

If someone had made a Warcraft movie that started with the happenings of III and made a Litch King movie, that could have been good. I mean, the opening cinematic of WotLK made me want to see a WoW movie. Of course, I knew that they wouldn't do something like that— it would have to be even more generic.

I assume the earth will collapse into a singularity. That would probably be a wash with a trump presidency looming.

Something Ricked is one of my favorite episodes.

I probably quote the "little bits" commercial on a weekly basis.

Seriously. The Doom movie had way too many people talking and having motives. Seriously. There was way too little of the game in there. Shit, even have turned it into a movie of a co-op game would have been perfect. "Hey, this place is turning into Hell! LIterally! Let's get the fuck out of here by doing killings."