Fuck. There's nothing I love more than classing the fucking shit out of a film by putting it on stage. Make it a god damned musical and, fuck, it'll be the classiest heap of shit the people who can afford to see it will have ever seen! No need to mix with the scumfuck movie-goers.

Nah. I just watched it all yesterday, and she said she was going to kill the kids. They flash past several notes, and it's in there.

"I was carrying the bullet and a pipette and needed to get into the cabinet. I popped the bullet into my mouth for a second to free up my hand…"

"… and it was fuck-sweat from fuckin'…"

Well… kind of.

The fact that he had a crusher and a smelter make the presence of her car under a few sticks and twigs pretty bizarre.

I've always had to turn my brain off during those lines if I heard that song in public because they'd always make me teary-eyed; now, I have to do the same thing while reading them at work.

Why, it was about that time that i noticed that that record executive was about fifty feet tall!

And several episodes of The Cleveland Show.

"How many times have you moved your ball to give yourself a better lie?"

It all reads like a joke. I think that it's actually an Onion sister site.

"The best Teal-Orange look, with super skin tones" Jesus christ. That sounds like a joke.

It would have been at least somewhat more interesting if they could make something super-stardestroyer-sized that housed a horrible weapon (I suppose the Star Wars version of a ballistic missile sub). Then again, any "superweapon" would make people say, "Well (snort) why didn't they just bring the Death Star back?"

Inarguable.

Wang Pain: The Rise and Fall of Wang Laboratories by Dr. An Wang.

Way more fun to say.

Feds Investigating Highly Effective Steroid Alternative

Did you remember to get the fucking batteries??

"…and the only words I can understand are 'god' and 'damn' and 'christmas'!"

Oh my god, duh. Didn't need to click, my brain just forgot. Stupid, stupid brain!