There are people who don't understand how other people who can care about things that don't directly affect them. They consider the other people to be hypocrites if they are not a part of the group they're defending or caring about. "So and so cares about poor people? Well, he's not poor, so hypocrite!"

"I saw a person do a thing, a thing which I am being intentionally vague in describing, and a white person with expensive shoes was offended. I will tell stories that have just enough detail to have the ring of truth, but these stories will be as unverifiable as any chain email you receive from your crazy aunt. This I…

Zim would be the same size. He's an adult, isn't he? Just small?

Aww. My bees.

Yeah, and wasn't their proposal already essentially covered in an episode? Or two? GIR didn't take over the world, but when he was briefly super smart, he became a legitimate threat.

But that was done out of spite in the first place. It would destroy the finale to explain it.

Man, what a bunch of clowns.

Room 101.

I just read that ironically, like "Exotic Canada" or something.

Whose sled?

Doom-BLEE-dohr'-ay

In fecal mater and blood.

Wow!

I like to imagine the picture show playing in his head— like he thought the world would nod and say, "This Wayans fellow makes a good point. Those women couldn't have been raped because they were unable to be raped! This circular reasoning is sound! Also, money."

Tellin' it like it is!

Unless their orifices had been welded shut, I suppose, but I've seen no evidence of that.

What ever happened to "misspoke"? I miss that one.

Well, of course not, but that would never happen because the women weren't raped, and his wife and kids aren't the sort of people who would falsely allege rape just because they were dumped by their sugar daddy… duh. This is a well-thought-out defense against cognitive dissonance.

Down a hill of coke.

Yeah, that line jumped out at me, too. As though that were the most relevant response when asked about female singers.