I thought it was Ha'penis like "ha'penny."

Even adjusted for inflation, Terminator's budget was well shy of half of District 9's. That's impressive.

Dredd is fucking awesome. It is not appreciated enough. I might go watch it again right fucking now. The commitment to the character alone makes it one of the best comic book films.

Lumpin' Indiana Jones 4 and Prometheus together? That's a paddlin'.

That's just like some goddamned SJW feminist to hysterically fly off the handle with accusations of misogyny just because someone is brave enough to say what we all know— that fedoras are awesome and women aren't funny! This has noting to with hating women in general, just the bitches, seawards, and SJWs who think…

I'm Keith Hernandez.

Really? Because that's what I assumed had happened, too. Mainly because there's no evidence that he's dead and to argue with my friend who was so wrapped up in the power of that supposed death.

I don't know the episodes by name— but I'm going to assume that it's the one about the man who builds a special home for his daughter.

Tee Tee slimmed down.

I'm offended because it was supposed to be a commercial spoof but was almost 2 minutes long. It would have been funnier at a brisk 30 seconds.

Anything that ruins that line is a crime.

Finally!! I can take the lighted Summer's Eve sign out of my livingroom window.

I have a latino friend who has/had one (I'd like to think that it's followed him on several moves, but I doubt it), and he thought it was hilarious. I'm just going to assume that he didn't find it racist (or he did and enjoyed it ironically. The non-sequitur laugh at the end is pretty funny and odd. I don't know what…

It gives your thumb traction so it doesn't slip and fall down the stairs. It's a safety feature.

YOU ARE! THAT'S RIGHT!
*party popper*

I want to tell this Cram fellow to do something with his bottle openers, but I can't think of a single thing.

Mmmm food.

Is that the one that says, "Cervesa, por favor."
"Carona! hahaha!"

I'm glad I'm procrastinating this morning, or I might have just laughed embarrassingly loudly at work.

Is that a stupid name?