They're both black and doctors. I don't know how much more alike two men could be! It was years before I figured out that they were different people or that there were more than one black guy on TV! I just thought it was one really busy man! "What a break," I thought, "to be America's one Black actor! What range!"

I try to remember that quote, but when I go to the store, it's often the other-way-which. Clear cider and cloudy, pulpy juice. I think Flanders might have been talking out of his stupid, sexy, be-Lycra'ed ass!

I had a decent car stereo for a while, but one of the amps caught on fire and then someone stole it. It was never so decent, though, that I could have been able to tell the difference between a burned MP3 and an actual CD. Now I have a car that doesn't even have a tape deck, but I struggle to care enough to put a CD…

I don't really care about sound qualitah in my car. Well, okay, I do up to a point, but it's certainly not a point where decent MP3s would sound noticeably worse than CDs. It does bum me out, though, that the market for low fi is so huge that it's not economically feasible to make physical media for those of us who do…

Some U.S. Americans don't have maps?

All three of you?

Barton Spengler.

I love Svankmajer's Alice and foist it upon most of my friends at one point or another. It has freaked some people out a little too much, though.

Alice in Wonderland was a painful slog of a film that didn't seem to even appreciate the source material beyond that it allowed for strange character design. I wondered what the pre-Mars Attacks Burton would have done with it. I mean, there you have a story that allows and, I'd say, demands surreal tweaking of time,…

That happened on my parents' cable for quite some time, but only on Fox Sports. We'd get sound associated with the animated graphics and the sound from the stadia. This went on for an entire season. I would force it to happen by disconnecting the center amp from the receiver on other stations, but many of them bled…

To be fair, he said you were like a prostitute; he wasn't literally claiming that you were one.

Wait… "Megaton"? Did I fall into a comic book last night?

Yeah, but you're a lamprey, so that's not a fair criticism.

It's because he lacks the self-awareness required to parody himself, which would dilute the insane incompetence of The Room. He can keep churning them out with the same quality because he can't see that people love his work because it's terrible, so he'll maintain his high standards.

Why is that animation so funny? It made me laugh, too.

Between this and Too Many Cooks, two forms of media have reached their completion within just a few short months. I can't wait to see how books end!

It would be awesome if the show got picked up (I mean, "when it gets picked up," of course) and the character remained pregnant for ten seasons because he doesn't get that women stop being pregnant at some point— it's not just a race of big-bellied women.

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What is chicken? What is symbol?

Of course it does— you know how they are, so it's easy to create relationship dynamics once you put three different ways that they are together in a scene. The script just writes itself at that point.

What dog?