Yeah, they repeated it a few times before I realized that it was supposed to be "penis." If they hadn't tried so hard to change "pizza" to sound like something else, I might have thought it was a commercial for peanut bagels.

I'm imagining your dot-matrix porn in a folded up pile of tractor-feed paper with the perforated tracks still on the side. I'm imagining it, and it's hot.

The Honeymooners bit was a well-done gay joke, though. Wait… that might have been in Delirious. Still, though.

I agree. There have been a few interesting conversations that sprout from this feature, but too many have been pretty shallow. This was definitely interesting where the interviewee was well aware that the reason he hates (or feels an aversion toward?) the song has nothing to do with the song itself and doesn't try to…

I think Goonies was in arcades and Goonies II was a NES game. Goonies II is pretty fun and has fun NES-chip versions of the theme song.

Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?

You'd poke our eyes out?!

Really? I wish I'd gotten one now! I could have gotten enough from that lawsuit to do laundry!

I don't see why this is better than Project 64. I do remember running GLide 64 eons ago on my VooDoo 2 and PII 300. It was pretty cool back then when I didn't want to spend the money for an N64 (I mean, jeeze, I just bought a VooDoo 2 and a Pentium II 300, for christ's sake!), so I think it's cool that the originator…

I thought it was art.

Once a guy stole my wallet, and when I pulled out my gun, he held a baby up in front of him. I shot the baby and then five other babies because babies had been known to used by pick pockets as refuges. I explained this to everyone who had initially voiced opposition to what I'd done, and most of them nodded and…

You're very bad at this.

I'd actually prefer the "Look at this" method over exposition that was clunkily shoehorned in. It's not a given that it would be poorly handled, but, if treated as random chance, I think that it's probably a 20/80 shot of being non-crappy.

One Man, Two Guvnors sounds like a show Linda Belcher would really enjoy.

I was expecting a picture of Bob Fosse.

Get on dolphin
Ride dolphin
Sit on dolphin
Use dolphin
calls hint line
Mount dolphin.

They call that doing the boxer. It lowers the center of gravity and results in better handling.

I can't believe they're using up the very last bit of available Internet for non-news like this and then forcing you to read it! Bunch of assholes, these people.

So, you didn't know it, didja?

It's a good song, I can't argue with that at all.