My zune30 is still awesome! It's white, though, not that horrific brown (what the fuck were they thinking?). I think it had wireless networking capabilities before the iPod, though… hmm. that might be about it, though (I see "no itues" as a feature, however). Also, it only set me back 89 bucks. Until then, I'd only…

I thought you were talking about dikachu's avatar and that the powerplug was… I don't know… some Pokemon related thing that inspired the original image.

If you need drank to get crunk, then I feel sorry for you. Get crunk on life!

Awesome, the[y] bought a non-competitor who was one of the only companies dedicated to Windows Phone and killed it off. That was a brilliant strategic move. I say that assuming that they have clairvoyants working for them who could see the Nokia juggernaut just over the horizon, poised to take over the electronic and…

That is probably the most crunk one can be— it is only in solitude that one gets crunk for oneself and not for others.

Happy Birthday tomorrow! I just want to say that now because I'll have forgotten by then.

That's what I thought, but then you have a tacky slant rhyme, so I doubted my recollection. Stupid brain!

So, like, Die Cute?

It's like how a kid of about 5 or 6 years would talk. "And the rock gets hit by a lawn mower and is like psshhhhhhhhh! and goes like all the way down the street through a window and hits him in the head and he dies!"

And they both came out in 2005!




This is a lie. But what if it wasn't?! TWIST!

*sits on couch surrounded by green screen to talk about the meeting. Laments sand-induced discomfort.*

He's right! We do! We are so lame!

It's hard to bargle nargle zouth with all these marbles in my mouth.

Damn it. You ruined the magic!
lol

I, Asinus, declare this The Song of The Summer™!

I agree. It's the first one that came to my mind, too.

I prefer just to add it right on— Belgian condom waffle.

Oh god, the "You're 24, you're old now!" bits just drive me nuts. Then the comments are variations of, "OMG, I was born in 1992! I can't believe how oooold I am!"

Do you know any good white basketball players?

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