@perfectionate: Do we know they are all from the US?

@childe★herald [rockchalks you]: Shockingly, many people on Twitter do not have English as a first language!

Making fun of poor grammar and spelling of girls whose first language does not appear to be English (judging my their usernames).

@Paesan Y'all: Yeah I mean - I know they CAN be sexually transmitted - it's just that the particular yeast infections discussed in Izabella St. James' book were caused by baby oil - so - not avoidable by gloving up.

@Tambar: Right, but I mean - we are talking about yeast infections caused by baby oil (i.e., not preventable by condom use).

Is Hef implying that yeast infections are STDs?

@DuckyChan: The rifles were unloaded when the photo was taken, allegedly.

@Cairn Awaits MizJenkins:

@Peppermint: Yeah, but then you would have to live in Park Slope.

@randomnessish: This is the best thing I have read on the internet today.

I beg to differ. I discovered supernovas on a daily basis starting at age 9. This was immediately preceded by the discovery of my clitoris.

@Sed_Quis_Custodiet...: Pois é. Também aprendi espanhol antes do português, e fico misturando as duas idiomas, principalmente quando tento falar em espanhol.

"Lost 45 pounds" and "easy diet" should never be juxtaposed.

@Sed_Quis_Custodiet...: I think in Fortaleza, those are the prime targets, yes.

@Sed_Quis_Custodiet...: Not from Fortaleza, but a big lover of that city. I live in Rio.

@traumamama:

Puerto Rico, dude. Technically, an unincorporated territory of the United States.

@CissyPants: I would guess it would be that until recently, the government has turned a blind eye to prostitution.

@LazyHippo: Non sexually-offensive high five!

@Sed_Quis_Custodiet...: Oh, and since I didn't address it, the immigration screening process is definitely as leery of US men as it is of men from Europe, Asia, etc. On top of the sex tourism stuff, the US holds extremely strict standards when it comes to admitting Brazilians into the US, and Brazil likes to…